This is a brief instructable on how to be awesome. Being awesome is not an easy task, and there are many ways and situations to be awesome in. Being awesome is not something you are born with, as in a God giving gift, but it's merely something you are because you choose to be. How do I know this you ask? Because I'm Awesome silly. Now, let's venture into the world of awesome and see just how far off you are.
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Signing UpStep 1: Step 1. Own life
What does that mean to own life? To own life means that you call the shots. Nobody tells you how it is, they ask you how it is, and if it isn't, you tell them how it's going to be. Once you build the confidence to be awesome, you will find yourself walking into every room as if you own it. You won't wait for the bartender to ask what you want, you will look them in the eye and tell them exactly what you want with a swagger that demands it with mutual respect. Remember, people only respect people that intimidate them, or respect them back, and you want the latter. You earn or lose a persons respect the first time you speak with them, so head up, choose you're words wisely, look them in the face, and have it. If you say something stupid or uneducated, then go home, stand in the corner, and think about what you've done.
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Life is not owned, it's lived.
I ALWAYS appreciate a good home brew. Nothing like it. However, what I might not appreciate is a constant barrage of holierthanthouisms while enjoying the delicious brew.
The inclusion/exclusion of words can make any fool sound like a genius or vice versa.
It factually is possible for a person to think they are awesome while at the same time be alone in that conclusion.
Good luck in your path to awesomeness. I hope it leads you to a life of happiness.
I am impressed by your love of the earth, hatred of what technology is doing to it, and I respect the fact that you will never forget the day the Challenger blew up.
However, life is most certainly owned. Life is lived in prisons and under cold bridges. It is owned with hard work and clarity of harmony.
Your lack of a college degree has a little bit of an inferior complex, but let that go, you are smarter than that.
Enough of me, er, or rather, you. Go back to your spring thoughts of what you're going to plant this year.
Being wrong is only an option, not a flipped coin.
lol if you do this you will be talking like yoda and say sompthing like "fell the intligence you must!"
Wit, and Whit, are two different things. One refers to smarts, as the other relates to size. I use them both, apparently you believe they are to be the same thing.
You have a very, enormous nose. I don't NEED that comma there,...I simply want it there.
Are you following this Shnaus?
you get five stars and a cookie
Or better yet, How bout this for a title, "Blue Tarp Jacket Makes Not So Cool Halloween Costume".
There ya go, eat it. It's both delicious and nutritious.
Keep em comin Sally, I can do this all day long.
The constant envy from the lower lifeforms, it's disgusting .... a disgrace really. Only few can be truly awesome and dominate their environment. I'm glad to be one of them. I glad you are.
I go in line with Biopyro, but it's not an awesome Instructable.
(And I don't get the use of images in steps 1, 3, 6 & 7?)
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Don't be ridiculous.
Where you choose to put forth your effort is not my concern, but if you like to talk about it we can keep going. I'm here for you.
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~waiting for you to reply that "no" is not a numerical reference~
... of grammar. Sorry to pick nits (again) but it undermines what is otherwise an entertaining 'Ible. It takes little effort to spell right, punctuate right and break up paragraphs. Spelling correctly is the online equivalent of brushing your teeth- putting ina little effort to make life more pleasant for everyone else :)
Also, I'm sure you can find a better opening image- your image alone made me pre-judge this Instructable thinking that it would be the usual dross. It isn't, but I suspect many people will make the same mistake.