How to be AWESOME.

Step 2 Step 2. Don't Be A Dolt.

When you come to my house, I may offer you a beer.  Once I give you a delicious beer, you will notice the lack of labeling on the bottle and inquire about it.  I will then begin to tell you that I brewed that beer myself, it's all natural, and it's just a hobby of mine.  Said person will be impressed by this, and even more impressive, is that you shrug it off like it's no big deal.  Meanwhile, it has taken me months of research on how to properly brew a real good home brew, which I made from hops that I grow myself, and with grains grown and imported from Germany.  If said person continues to inquire, it's because they are intrigued, impressed, and have a case of friendly jealousy, at this point, you get a strange feeling, and you realize, that the person across from is thinking about how awesome you are.   That's how you know you're awesome, not because you think so, but because people around you consistently think so, and you now see it.
The interesting part about this, is you need drive.  Beer brewing is minute example, (that's sounds like "Mine Noot" for you bonetards at home that said "Min it" in your head),  You must master everything in you're life, from being a lover, to what ever you do for work, to whatever you do as a hobby, and to any life situation that may arise.   This is what separates the awesome from the mundane.  You master life, you can make dry people laugh, you can make ugly people feel pretty, and you can scare people twice your size with just a whit of confident attitude.  Are you taking this in?  Maybe you should start taking notes...

Comments

[shaneomacmcgee]

 Whit? You mean wit?

[shmacky26]

 Funny you replied to this on the section titled "Don't be a dolt".  


 Wit, and Whit, are two different things.  One refers to smarts, as the other relates to size.  I use them both, apparently you believe they are to be the same thing.

[shaneomacmcgee]

 Actually, I misread. You don't need a comma between "Wit" and "and," though. :)

[shmacky26]

 You misread is right.  And no, I don't, but guess what hero, I do want a comma there.  A comma represents a pause, as in, I am pausing to emphasize what is about to come next.  Here's an example.

You have a very, enormous nose.  I don't NEED that comma there,...I simply want it there.

Are you following this Shnaus?

[fartnocker]

 you remind me of donald trupm, everything has to be his way. i know this instructable is just a funny joke but its a good one. and if this instructable describes who you are and you are like this that your probably thinking that i think your awsome. i dont think that but i do enjoy reading this. 
you get five stars and a cookie

[shmacky26]

 That was tough to follow, but I thank you in advance for the cookie, although I don't eat sweets, I drink them.