How to be AWESOME.

Step 3 Step 3. Language

Even if you don't consider yourself intelligent, you can make people think you are smarter beyond your years, that is, if you're lazy ass could take the time to learn 1 new word per day.  There is nothing that makes a person appear more intelligent, confident, impressive, intimidating, and savvy, than someone with an accomplished level of speaking and a solid command of their own language.  Take 1 minute everyday and learn a new word, and then make it your goal that day to use that new word, before you know it, you'll say something smarter than you ever thought would have come out of your own putrid mouth.  Instead of saying,"Wow, that sounds like you could make a lot of money doing something like that", you would say, "Interesting, that sounds like a lucrative venture".  Read those both back to yourself and picture what the person saying each statement looks like.  That's right, if you want to look awesome, you need to be awesome, and if you want to be awesome, you need the ability to speak awesome.  So go dive into some of that fancy book learnin' and see what surfaces,...YEE HAA!

Comments

[fartnocker]

 well i do believe this is quite an intimidating speil on the forms of speaking.
lol if you do this you will be talking like yoda and say sompthing like "fell the intligence you must!"

[shmacky26]

I only have questions at this point.