How to be AWESOME.

Step 4 Step 4. Raise your standards (if needed)

 Raise your standards, what does that mean to you?  First off, cleanliness.  Cleanliness is such an important aspect of being awesome that I can't even begin to describe it.  There are so many aspects of cleanliness and you must master each of these pigpen.  You must live in a clean environment, this goes from the bathroom, to the kitchen, to the floors, to the closets, to the kitchen, to the outside of your domain, to your car, to under your armpit, and to the inside of you're grotesque mouth.  Mouthwash, soap, bleach, cleaners, candles, air fresheners, deodorant, cologne/perfume, and I can go on.  No person should ever have to smell your stinky house, your smelly McDonalds invested car, you're hot rotting mouth, or worse.  Be hygienic about every aspect of your life.  To make this easy, I'll start with your buttmouth.  People think that they brush their teeth twice a day, their good.  That's a BIG negative.  Here's how an awesome mouth, gets to be so awesome. 
1.  Go to the dentist regularly, plaque stinks, so do rotting teeth, get it done.
2.  Brush your teeth more than once a day pig.
3.  Floss after every meal that you can possibly floss after, I don't expect you to do this on a date, but if it's possible, do it.  
4.  Mouthwash, you can't possible clean your entire mouth with a toothbrush, so finish the job so you and the rest of your cronies will finally quit breathing hot garbage in my general direction.  
Now that seems like a lot, and that's simply your mouth, you need cleanliness to this detail in all aspects of your life.  It sucks, but is necessary, and will ultimately make you a healthier, more enviable person.
After you start to raise your standards, you'll realize that your house sucks, your car sucks, the places you dine suck, and your job sucks.  Once you realize that you want bigger and better things out of life is the moment you begin to actually own life.  Own life?  That's sounds familiar now does it?