How to be AWESOME.

Step 7 Conclusion

So now you're saying to yourself, Damn, I'm not awesome at all, in fact, I smell inside and out.  Well now you have a solid guideline written by the Master of Awesomrey, who has a PHD in Awesomotry, and a minor in Awesomatics.  You can't get this stuff anywhere else, and well people, you can't make this stuff up either, sorry, but it's science.  
No go forth and be awesome, you all have it in you.  Remember, the first step to being awesome, is choosing to be awesome.  Grab life by the horns and OWN it, it's yours for the taking.... 

Comments

[zkiard]

Indeed!

[seedsca]

A rant to the rant:
Life is not owned, it's lived.

I ALWAYS appreciate a good home brew. Nothing like it. However, what I might not appreciate is a constant barrage of holierthanthouisms while enjoying the delicious brew.

The inclusion/exclusion of words can make any fool sound like a genius or vice versa.

It factually is possible for a person to think they are awesome while at the same time be alone in that conclusion.

Good luck in your path to awesomeness. I hope it leads you to a life of happiness.

[shmacky26]

 I can see that my cleanliness rant may have offended your hippie ways.  Tis possible to be a hippie, and still smell good.  I swear.  

I am impressed by your love of the earth, hatred of what technology is doing to it, and I respect the fact that you will never forget the day the Challenger blew up.  
However, life is most certainly owned.  Life is lived in prisons and under cold bridges.  It is owned with hard work and clarity of harmony.  

Your lack of a college degree has a little bit of an inferior complex, but let that go, you are smarter than that.  

Enough of me, er, or rather, you.  Go back to your spring thoughts of what you're going to plant this year.

Being wrong is only an option, not a flipped coin.

[chopperdave]

That was awesome!