Discover A Union Jack Hanging Upside Down
(in Worcester State University)
1/4 cup patience
1/2 cup tolerance
1 teaspoon pride
1 small instance of neglect
1 large heart to address the issue
1 (16 ounce) beer (it helps!)
1 phone call to Worcester State
1 more instance of patience
2 more emails
1 link to www.instructables.com...
Cook for a couple of days and await crispy comments.
Salt, and serve.