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How to be Canadian

How to be Canadian
Ah Canada. Land of hockey, maple syrup, and beavers. If you feel a need to fit in perfectly just follow these simple instructions. It is guaranteed (or not) to help you blend in with the crowd.
 
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Step 1How to build an igloo

How to build an igloo
Well the first thing that needs to be done is to make sure you have the proper house to live in and the only thing for that is an igloo!

1. Find a suitable piece of land that won't sink or collapse on you.

2. Cut blocks from dry, hard, snow using a snow saw (yes, these do exist). Each of these blocks should be 3 ft. long, 15 in. high, and 8 in. deep.

3.Form a circle with blocks around the hole created where you cut the blocks. Cut the circle in a spiral from the top of the last block to the ground ahead of the first block. This will make it easy to construct a dome.

4.Build up walls, overlapping the blocks and shaping them so that they lean inward. Cut a hole under the wall for the cold sink and entrance. Put several blocks along one wall as a sleeping platform.

5.The last block must initially be larger than the hole. Place the block on top of the igloo, then, from inside, shape and wiggle it to slot exactly into the hole.

6.Hot air from your body and stove rises and is trapped inside the dome. Cold air falls into the sink and flows away to the outside. It is essential to cut ventilation holes in the walls with an ice axe (those exist to).

7.Settle in for a cold, harsh, life.
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Nov 10, 2011. 6:05 PMJTomM129 says:
Guess only we depraved USA types who would think of it but you can remove your tongue from the flagpole by pissing on it Warm urin at 98.6 deg.).
Nov 8, 2011. 9:05 PMilpug says:
I went to Canada once. It seemed like America, basically, but with a lot more pretty countryside, small restaurants, good food, nice people, and health.
Aug 25, 2011. 10:02 PMfreewheel says:
Would it be cool if I used your lumberjack image for a product label I'm putting together? It's really a great image!
Feb 14, 2011. 3:53 PMfinnrambo says:
lol this instructable was so obviously not written by a canadian....
Sep 25, 2010. 7:31 AMScreamo says:
Are you canadian mystergirl? DONT SPREAD THA CANADIAN SECRETZ!
Jul 13, 2010. 9:28 AMCheezpaper says:
Mysterygirl, why must you offend me so?
Jan 19, 2010. 8:25 PMYerboogieman says:
One time, when we were cutting down a tree, we made pancakes and used real maple syrup, not log cabin or mrs. butterworths. It was Good.
Jan 11, 2010. 7:57 AMtrauma-pisces says:
the best way to be canadian or fit in is live there, but i guess it depends.
Feb 19, 2009. 2:23 PMflipit119_aaa says:
with the new president i might move to canada, my uncle was in canada and he said he got mad because people dont respect the flag he was at a game and he saw people light the flag on fire yelling go canada.
Feb 20, 2009. 3:28 PMmman1506 says:
i think obamas awesome all are prime minster does is waste tim
Mar 16, 2009. 4:28 PMspiffytessa says:
Barack Obama pwns Stephen Harper.
Nov 18, 2009. 8:32 PMTobita says:
Stephenn Harper couldn't empty a boot full of water if the instructions were on the bottom, unless of course the bush administration told him to, he's a headless chicken right now...
Mar 18, 2009. 3:24 PMmman1506 says:
i aggree cmpletlt
Mar 31, 2009. 1:34 PMicepick244 says:
so do i and im canadian
Jun 24, 2009. 7:30 PMOryctolagus habilis says:
Second Cup is held in a vat all day: I remember the olden days( '90s) when Second Cup was good! Timmies (yes, in Atlantic Canada it's just "Tim's" or "Timmies") is right ashy (right: really) but brewed on the spot. Just try getting it black, no sugar, though: you'd swear you had two heads under that toque (Candian Tire's flyer spells it that way, not "tuque": if you don't know CT, there's no hope for 'ya to be a Canadjan, Eh?)
Sep 9, 2009. 9:57 PMNRen2k5 says:
Around here we also call Tim Horton's "Timmy Ho's".
Sep 10, 2009. 5:28 PMOryctolagus habilis says:
Really? You must be "From Away"! Of course, you can just say "gettin' some coffee" & it'll be assumed.
Aug 29, 2009. 10:52 AMDorkDude says:
Woot. Love Canada
Nice instructable.
Aug 28, 2009. 9:53 PMTaylorTech says:
How could you! You forgot Hoser and Hose-Head! Oh well, love the instructable!
Aug 24, 2008. 2:47 PMjphphotography says:
Nice post, you forgot to mention one of the most important parts "How to say sorry". When I was recently in China one of the Chinese people we were traveling with laughed when we asked how to say sorry in Chinese, he said "You really are Canadian aren't you, so far thats been one of the first things you people ask".

On a different note I figured I'd provide a photo that perpetuates the igloo stereotype, this was shot in my backyard back in Dec of '06.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jphphotography/2793378079/
We called it "Pimp My Igloo : Surviving a Saskatchewan Winter In Style"
Aug 28, 2009. 9:36 AMyokozuna says:
Me thinks igloo building is worthy of an ible!
Aug 28, 2009. 8:49 AMgeekazoid says:
five stars, just cause im canadian
Aug 26, 2009. 11:15 PMH-Sama says:
You forgot to mention Bob and Doug Macenzie. Our gods.
Aug 26, 2009. 8:43 PMaceLED says:
im Canadian the only thing ive truly done out of any of those is drink Molson canadian and treat frost bite (i wondered about 8 hours through one of the cornfields in my area after my quad broke down and had to walk back )
Aug 19, 2009. 3:39 AMgearhead1951 says:
If any of you pore , sensitive souls wanna be truly offended , Check out Skunkbaits 'ible " How to recognize hillbillys" !! Right up there with Jeff Foxworthy's " You might be a redneck if..." stand up routine !!!
Aug 1, 2009. 3:42 AMspiritwolf7984 says:
As a fellow CANADIAN I am shamed that you forgot we ride beavers to work EH! And that we J-Walk ALL THE TIME Because we can get patched up by FREE Healthcare... And you forgot the Triple Triple coffee
Jan 10, 2009. 3:47 AMNotbob says:
The things that shocks me the most about this 'ible, is that you HAVE NOT MENTIONED HOCKEY! I am Canadian, and I'm amazed theres nothing talking about hockey in here!! We're beer swelling hockey nuts, not lumber jacks.
Jul 9, 2009. 9:45 PMadamvan2000 says:
beer swilling, moose eating, coffee drinking, puck shooting, tree chopping Canucks! And yes, I proudly fall into the above category. ~adamvan2000
Jan 11, 2009. 2:13 AMNotbob says:
*Gasp!*
Jan 4, 2009. 1:31 PMTekGremlin says:
As a Canadian I find this pretty funny, and am amazed anyone is offended. For those of you who think this is making fun of Canadians you are either not really a Canadian or out of touch. If this article makes fun of anybody it is Americans.
Jul 9, 2009. 9:44 PMadamvan2000 says:
Sadly, it seems to be all too accurate the further south ya go. I've been chatting with people from the southern-er parts of the continental US and been able to convince them that yes, we drive dogsleds to work, and it's hard having to chip the ice off the sleds in the morning before we even get our timmie's. ~adamvan2000
Jan 15, 2009. 5:02 PMNachoMahma says:
. Then, as an American, I am offended. I'm not sure what I'm offended by - I thought it was pretty funny, too - but I'm definitely offended. Blame Canada! <snicker>
Jan 9, 2009. 6:06 PMspiffytessa says:
Yeah, I agree. Hilarious!
Feb 20, 2009. 3:32 PMmman1506 says:
i went to a footbal game and us tems came to canada and they had a sign saying welcome to canada eh
Jun 24, 2009. 7:40 PMOryctolagus habilis says:
If the frostbite is due to sticking one's tongue to a flagpole, afraid no-one can help you!
Jun 24, 2009. 7:22 PMOryctolagus habilis says:
Speaking as a real-life Canadian, why the heck'd ya wanna get rid of the wild taste: that's why ya go ta all the trouble ta get moose meat ta begin with, Eh? Moose don't grow on trees ya'know! (Not directly, anyhow.) Seriously, very lean: You want to brown it in some oil before roasting...
Mar 30, 2009. 11:48 AMZiggyRodrigues says:
<--- Canadian ;)

Yay canada!!! The Tim hortons tips are *very* important lol. There's a "timmies"/"timmy hoes" on every corner.
Feb 16, 2009. 12:28 PMDELETED_ironchopstix says:
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Feb 19, 2009. 5:29 PMshveet says:
and did you know that Canadians destroyed and "created" the white house? its because of Canada that america exists.
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