In this instrucatable, I will teach you how to become like a true Canadian.
Step 1: Don't Be a Tool and Use Manners.
In order to become a Canadian, you must not be an arse, and always say please, thank you, and sorry.
Step 2: Learn to Shovel Snow.
If you want to be a Canadian you need to be able to shovel snow, and a lot of it.
Step 3: Use Snow Bank Refrigeration.
We have things we want to keep cold, and snow is cold. Learn to store cold things in snow rather than a refrigerator or freezer.
Step 4: There Are Many More Things to Learn.
You have only been given the absolute basics on how to become Canadian. You must continue in your own studies if you wish to truly become like a Canadian.