How to be a rock star

How to be a rock star
Becoming a bona fide rock star takes years of musical practice, a killer look and sound, a spellbinding personality, and a lot-- I repeat, a LOT-- of good luck. (Connections in the music industry also help.)

In this Instructable, I'll show you different ways to break into a music scene and to perfect your looks and talent in preparation for getting signed onto a label.

But readers beware: getting signed is only the beginning of the long road to rock stardom. The road will probably involve a lot of sacrifices before you get to the pinnacle of fame and fortune. You may even have to sell your own soul to get there. True story.
 
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Step 1Pick your poison

Pick your poison
Think about what you want to do and be as a rock star before moving on. Here are a few sample questions to think about:

What kind of rock star do you want to be?

What genre of rock do you want to specialize in?

Right now, how good are you at what you want to be doing?

Do you want to be part of a band?
If so, what kind of band? What instruments will be in it?
Most importantly, do you get along well with other people?

What kind of personality do you have? (This is important if you want to be in a band.)

Do you like being the center of attention?
(Be the lead singer. Prerequisites: Must be able to carry a tune.)

Do you really suck at singing, but still want to get attention from fans?
(Be the lead guitarist. Prerequisites: Nimble fingers and the ability to jam on a guitar.)

Do you like being in the background without much to do?
(Be the bassist. Prerequisites: Tough fingers.)

Do you like being in the background, and are tone deaf?
(Be the drummer. Prerequisites: Hand-eye coordination and a great sense of rhythm.)

Not everyone can be in a band, and not all bands work out. Group harmony is difficult to achieve, especially if not all of you are hell-bent on becoming rock stars.

If you have the luxury to, choose your bandmates wisely. Ideally, they should all have the personal qualities we are going to be discussing here: Great sound, great look, great personality, particularly when working with others. (Shyness not allowed, unless it's the bassist.)
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34 comments
Jan 28, 2010. 6:54 PMImptheshrimp says:
I wish to argue that tokio hotel fans aren't the most dangerous out there
 slayer fans are. or at least the really crazy ones.
Feb 28, 2010. 12:14 PMzourza says:
 i agree, John Chapman was not a tokio hotel fan...
Jan 28, 2010. 6:55 PMImptheshrimp says:
*out there. slayer fans are.
Aug 17, 2009. 1:31 PMThe Jamalam says:
Arctic monkeys got famous all because of Myspace!
Jan 2, 2010. 3:24 PMCapnTac says:
I've never even heard of the group, but I'll take your word for it.
Sep 27, 2009. 8:10 AMzoeig says:
Its pretty funny that everyone is getting so bent out of shape about this- its so funny! (And well written)
May 15, 2009. 11:53 AMmkupps says:
Tone deaf drummers??? Dave Grohl, Andy Sturmer, Andrew Gillespie, Roger Taylor, Taylor Hawkins . . . want more?
Sep 1, 2009. 5:57 PMarsyique says:
Is it true Dave Grohl is tone deaf.. How can he sing then? And what a great singer he is..
Jul 31, 2008. 8:08 AMbumpus says:
Excellent Instructable! Very well written and presented! 4.5/5 stars!
Jul 29, 2009. 4:37 PMCybergothiChe says:
I concur, Excellent, loved it, 5 stars!
Jul 8, 2009. 3:20 AMmurderme13 says:
did you read it?
Jan 4, 2009. 12:38 PMSeMi_AuToMaTic says:
what if you are a teenager that wants to play the drums, plays the guitar, and wants to rock badly? i can't go to bars yet, and i am in almost 3 bands with my friends. a jazz band and two metal bands.
Jun 15, 2009. 9:38 AMrogueleadr says:
look for a cofee shop band. its chill and htey'll usually let you just come jam.
Jun 9, 2009. 10:57 AMredsoxdrummer says:
Background??Tone Deaf??? Me and the other drummer in my band find that very insolting.Vveeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyy insolting. No offense intended.
Jun 3, 2009. 6:04 PMJKibs95 says:
What about Meatloaf?
Jul 31, 2008. 9:02 AMWeissensteinburg says:
Myspace? Really? Other than that, great job!
May 26, 2009. 6:50 PMPSPerson says:
alot of bands get noticed because of myspace... thats just about the only thing its good for.
Sep 6, 2008. 11:09 AMBrother_D says:
I agree. Myspace is the devil.
Sep 28, 2008. 9:09 AMsxe-monty says:
MySpace is the devil but it's for bands cuz it uber easy to have site, maintain it and communicate with other bands
Sep 28, 2008. 9:10 AMsxe-monty says:
*its good for bands
Oct 2, 2008. 1:24 PMBrother_D says:
That is true...
Dec 31, 2008. 12:56 PMlolcat360 says:
A better place is Freewebs. I made one. It's called Sawmaster.
Jul 29, 2009. 1:35 PMlolcat360 says:
TESSERACT!!!
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Jan 28, 2009. 7:20 PMtenderfoot90 says:
There isn't a better place than myspace. That's where all of the fans are. I'd say that's one of three things this guy got right...
May 23, 2009. 7:30 PMtHe tHiNg tHaT DoUeS StUff says:
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Jan 13, 2009. 10:15 AMdavid s 91 says:
what if your a solo artist and play all the parts in your band? for live shows do i just play guitar and sing?
Jan 28, 2009. 7:18 PMtenderfoot90 says:
I'd say you have three options: 1) Get a band to back you. 2)Record all of the tracks except the ones you'll be playing. Run that audio through the sound board and play along. 3) Breakdown all of your arrangements for one.
Jan 10, 2009. 10:12 PMabadfart says:
my friend is a lefty but he plays right so being lefty ain't that bad
Oct 17, 2008. 7:18 PMRenegadeRobot says:
That's insulting. I play the bass in a band. I sing, also. We have more bass solos than guitar solos and they're legit, as well. Every single riff of all our songs are pretty awesome and diverse, too.
Dec 31, 2008. 12:52 PMlolcat360 says:
What band?
Dec 31, 2008. 1:13 PMRenegadeRobot says:
The Corrupted Schwoogies
Aug 17, 2008. 10:35 AMSam the Wizer says:
Bassists have not much to do? Only bad bassists that peddle eights on the tonic.
Aug 3, 2008. 1:36 PMrc jedi says:
so you wanna be a rock and roll star listen now do what i say get yourself an electric guitar and take some time and learn to play
Aug 2, 2008. 12:42 AMSuperCoPilot says:
i imagine cbgb is what heaven looks like well damn't i'm never gonna get to see it lol

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