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Hello World,
I made this for a school project, we had to make ridiculous instructions. Am I attending an awesome school or what? 
So here's my entry for an absurd manual.

Note: I don't think you're stupid. This is not a real manual.

Step 1: The Handkerchief

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First choose your snot-rag. This can be one of those thin ones in a box or even a piece of toilet paper, whatever makes you feel comfortable. Next, hold your hand as shown on image and then lay the hanky over your hand.
Wait, my snot is clear, not green. Is that bad?
kurea (author)  This Is Fake2 years ago
lol No no, you're okay XD