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That's it. You're tired of sneaking around the house to hide the presents, telling your child that No, those aren't squirrels in the attic, it's Santa on the roof!, eating the carrots left out for Rudolph (okay, so maybe you still enjoy those cookies for Santa..) and holding your breath every time your kid uses the internet. It's time to let them know the truth. That Santa is fake. A myth. A story. A fraud. Nothing special. Here's how.

Step 1: Method 1: Straight out

"Listen, Bobby...there's no such thing as Santa Claus. He's not real."
Okay, maybe not the best solution, as it will inevitably end up with crying, shouting, tantrums, a sudden urge for chocolate--er..maybe that's just me. But if it's been long enough, maybe little Bobby will just take it with stride. Reassure Bobby that he is still, in fact, going to receive presents. Once his short attention span takes him back to the television, you are free to sigh with relief.

<p>I AM SUPER MAD PEOPLE SAY SANTA ISNT REAL BUT HE IS I AM A TEN YEAR OLD GIRL AND I BELIEVE. SO PLEASE DONT SAY SANTA ISNT REAL. MY MOM AND DAD ARENT LIARS!!!! THEY MEAN A LOT TO ME AND THEY WOULD NEVER LIE TO A SOUL. GOD CREATED SANTA FOR A REASON....TO BRING JOY TO CHILDREN!!!!</p>
Santa is real. don't let the haters hate. Got it? Because santa is real. I remember vividly when I was 10 sleeping in my mom and dads bedroom and they didn't get up at all. I sat there so exited for the morning, I sat there for hours. Somtimes pretending that I was asleep. They are saying that he isn't real because there mom and dad don't truly believe in Christmas and Santa. These are my final words, SANTA IS REAL! Don't let people get you down. Believe what you think is true! <br>Thanks.<br>
<p>Lol lmao enjoy it while u can</p>
<p>huh</p>
<p>he is fake try to take his beard off it is a prop</p>
<p>seriously? No efense but that is the weirdest thing being said here yet! It's not like you can sneak up on your parents while there hiding the presents and rip of there beard.(also I doubt they will even bother wear one?.) So unless your talking about taking of santa's beard at willows shopping centre in the middle of Christmas photos. I have no idea why you said that</p>
I agree with Colt. People can believe what they want but I believe that Santa is real.
<p>that's sad. I just hope your parents don't use method 6 (avoid it altogether) then you will never know the truth.</p>
<p>both of u shut up he aint real boy and christmas isn't about getting presents and gifts</p>
<p>true dat</p>
<p>both of u shut up he aint real boy and christmas isn't about getting presents and gifts</p>
<p>both of u shut up he aint real boy and christmas isn't about getting presents and gifts</p>
<p>chattabox. SANTA IS NOT REAL!!!</p><p>Get the picture.</p>
<p>he is fake really think about this he has 24 hours or 36 if he goes west but he has 36 hours to deliver &quot;presents&quot; to every dumbass child on earth and if he could do that he would be faster then light and he can't damn fit thru a chimney</p>
Santa fak
U are right santa is real only scrooges say he isn't u won't have to break nothing to your kids bc he's real
<p>no sweety he's not. Ssorry</p>
<p>I've said this in a previous comment and I'm going to say it again. People need to stop being so ludicrous and grow up. Santa isn't real, I know it hurts to know the truth, but who are you going to trust: people that are most likely over 16, or little kids that don't want their child hood hero to be a made up person? Exactly, ask your parents if they say yes, ask in about seven years coz you're too young.</p>
<p>yes finaly</p>
You know why you don't believe?<br>Because your mom and dad (who are probs brother &amp; sister lol) told you from the beginning and they didn't have and belief in him. If you don't believe he won't come. Sorry to break it to you! Haha. <br>
<p>if he was relate props would have died idk </p>
<p>huh</p>
<p>also my brother still believes because our parents DIDN'T raise us from the start </p>
<p>as I said. pathetic just pathetic .</p>
<p>it's true santa is NOT real have you read my other comments? By the way why do people look up if Santa is real or not if they are not going to except that he's not real</p>
<p>be quiet. </p>
<p>exactly</p>
And I'm 15 years old. And haven't caught my parents doing a thing. EVER!
<p>oh man that's just pathetic. I mean I learnt at 9. Have you not seen this entire website!</p><p>Stay up all night.</p>
Well said.???
<p>sry sry *real </p>
<p>no he's not sorry</p>
<p>I am so sorry honey, but Santa is not real. Check your parents receipts. His flying reindeers, nope</p>
<p>good for you</p>
<p>good for you</p>
<p>im nine and i dont even celebrate christmas so F** YOU</p>
Umar why are you here then?
<p>hi everyone I just want to say that by Christmas I will have a video to prove he's not real(I will cut the video so it's not to long) and hopefully you can all watch it because I have to do it in Secret. (My mum and dad WILL NOT let me post it) So wish me good luck.</p>
Santa isnt real
<p>Santa=Not Real I'm 21 I Know</p>
Thank god
<p>I am 11 and i agree with u.</p>
<p>if ur really 21 I would agree with u</p>
<p>YEAH!! IM ALSO TEN AND MY MOM AND DAD WOULD NEVER LIE!!! HE IS REAL AND WOULD ALWAYS BE HERE!!</p>
<p>ok that is it HE IS NOT REAL!!!!!???</p>
<p>shut up srsly</p>
LOOK, your parents arent liers, everbodies parents for generations have told tge story of Santa Claus... If you believe he is real enjoy your child hood, but you shouod probably start to grow up

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