That's it. You're tired of sneaking around the house to hide the presents, telling your child that No, those aren't squirrels in the attic, it's Santa on the roof!, eating the carrots left out for Rudolph (okay, so maybe you still enjoy those cookies for Santa..) and holding your breath every time your kid uses the internet. It's time to let them know the truth. That Santa is fake. A myth. A story. A fraud. Nothing special. Here's how.

Step 1: Method 1: Straight out

"Listen, Bobby...there's no such thing as Santa Claus. He's not real."
Okay, maybe not the best solution, as it will inevitably end up with crying, shouting, tantrums, a sudden urge for chocolate--er..maybe that's just me. But if it's been long enough, maybe little Bobby will just take it with stride. Reassure Bobby that he is still, in fact, going to receive presents. Once his short attention span takes him back to the television, you are free to sigh with relief.

I can't believe santa is not real! are you sure? I better go ask my parents about this! =)
What did they say
<p>no,no don't-</p>
So now i know santa is not real i am 12 and that ruined my life and christmas thanks alot jerks! <br>Btw look up elf on the shelf caught moving how do you explain the elfs etes moving
<p>Scientific Proof Santa Claus is Fake</p><p>1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.</p><p>2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.</p><p>3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seemes logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about &gt;.78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.</p><p>This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.</p><p>4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that &quot;flying reindeer&quot; (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth Cruiser.</p><p>5) 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.</p><p>6)Unlike the South Pole, which lies over the continent of Antarctica, there is no land beneath the North Pole but more of a floating Arctic ice sheet that expands during colder months and shrinks to half its size in the summer.</p><p>Conclusion, Even if santa was real, he died from either blowing up, weighing down his sleigh and crashing,his workshop drowning from no land, diabetes, or being crushed while going down the chimney, and if you look up your chimne you will see that going down the chimney leads to a drain, thus you having to make a turn that someone as fat as santa claus can't fit through</p>
<p>ma-gic, M-A-G-I-C</p>
<p>yes, thank you!</p>
<p>sorry no dice</p>
I'm six years old and r u telling me my mommy and daddy have been yelling to me all this time about Santa
<p>when I was little, mybrother and I redmember hearing sleigh bells, they do exist, they just let parents do the work.</p>
umm... im 11 and now im sad :*(
Don't be!&nbsp;I made this ible as a joke (SANTA&nbsp;IS&nbsp;REAL!)<br />
<p>so you are saying that Santa is real?</p>
T to the R to the O to the double L
Santa Clause isn't real, people. My parents never talked about Santa Clause, because their parents said he was real. One day, they told my parentsvthat Santa Clause wasn't real, and my parents hated my grandparents. Parents that say Santa is real ruin kids' childhoods, so just stop.
??? I'm laughing here and my 5 year old is asking me what's so funny. I googled this question and instructables popped up.
All right Mr know-it-all,<br /> If Santa does not exist, then why does SAC&nbsp;NORAD&nbsp;track him going around the world each December 24th?&nbsp; Not to mention that most military installations with any kind of air field track him as well. &nbsp;<br /> <br /> Now how can you tell me he isn't real?<br /> <br /> http://www.noradsanta.org/ <br />
<p>yes(the things military will do for kids)</p>
You could read this: http://attrition.org/misc/humor/xmas-proof.html<br /> <br /> (but I still think he's real!)<br />
<p>no hes not</p>
<p>Why do people say Santa is not real look I will prove it........how do we get our elves Hiw do they move at night how do they make a mess why does it bring it with fake snow to sprinkle on them so they could wake up and mess around in your hours....NOW THAT IS THE TRUTH THAT SANTA IS REAL</p>
<p>your mom and dad move it around in the night.</p>
Santa is real the person who made this article is mean and doesn't have no Christmas sprit the grinch is nicer then this person even scoorge. So merry Christmas and a happy new year
<p>grow up going over every house in 1 night would require a speed that would, in such a heavy sleigh, would create a plasma fireball larger than the moon that would consume the atmosphere and evaporate the Earth's crust.</p>
<p>Kids are smart. They are very observant and figure things out on their own. My friend's child realized that Santa is not real when he recognized that &quot;Santa's&quot; handwriting matched Mommy's handwriting. For parents that have bright children like my friend's son, yet still want to keep the idea of Santa alive, consider typing the letter from Santa and using a custom signature stamp to sign: <a href="http://www.allprostamps.com/category.aspx?categoryID=19" rel="nofollow">http://www.allprostamps.com/category.aspx?category...</a></p>
<p>Make a complete list of things your kids enjoy that are not real...Transformers, Barbie, Weebles, Winnie the Pooh, The Hobbit, Veggie Tales, Kermit and Miss Piggie....then add Santa, the Easter Bunny, and whatever. Ask yourself...why do kids love these things? Then try on your Common Sense Bonnet, and ask yourself...when did I grow up? Do I not entertain myself with things that do not pass muster with science and rational disciplines? Let you child know that there will always be something inside of you that cherishes their delight and joy...that a little wonder lives inside of you. They are smarter than you think...they are smarter than you.</p>
<p>that is kind of true.even who on earth are elfs.no one can live for about 1,00000000 years.u now.anyways santa claus is not real.SORRY KIDS HE IS FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh crap when i tell my kids this they are gonna freak.my kids thought santa was real for 10 years.oh jeaze.LOL.i will just be like kids santa is not real and just run into my room and lock my door and close my EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
If you don't believe, you won't receive.
<p>I don't believe in Santa and I still receive gifts :U</p>
But recently my sister opened a drawer and found our elf on the shelf. Whoops. That lead to questions and me screaming &quot;THATS WHERE HES BEEN HIDING!&quot;
All these little kids commenting that Santa is real. Ah, the good old days. I'm only 13 and I'm Santa now! I have to help my mom wrap my sister's presents and fill stockings. It is still super exciting though.
just let them grow up and come to the conclusion on their own.
Santa Claus (from Sinterklass, AKA Saint Nicholas), was a real person.&nbsp; He was born in the 3rd century in Patara, which was a part of Greece at the time.&nbsp; Therefor, not a myth.&nbsp; He was known throughout that land for his generosity to those in need and his kindness to children.&nbsp; Unless you have some information that he intended to mislead or defraud others by his words or actions when he lived, then logically he was also not a fraud.&nbsp; As to his being a fake, I suppose that would depend on how you view saints in general.&nbsp; If you believe that the belief in saints is false, and as such all saints are fakes, I suppose you are within your rights.<br /> <br /> But &quot;nothing special&quot;?&nbsp; I would disagree.&nbsp; Even if one doesn't believe in saints as being any different than anyone else, still I would say that a person that is generous and kind is always special.&nbsp; But again, that may be considered a matter of opinion.<br /> <br /> I don't know precise figures, but a large percentage of the planet's population is Christian.&nbsp; About a third, I think?&nbsp; And over half of those are either Catholic or Greek Orthodox, and I know those have St. Nicholas as a member of good standing in their lists of saints.&nbsp; I think that'd be around 2 billion people or so?&nbsp; But the belief in saints in general is not limited to the Christian faith and may also be found in Hindu, Buddhist and Muslim sects, to name just a few.&nbsp; While those religions might not specifically recognise Nicholas, they have significant numbers of people who believe in the existence of saints in general.&nbsp; <br /> <br /> I almost didn't post on this matter here, since I have noted that religious or &quot;supernatural&quot; ideas are frequently not well received.&nbsp; But there are some facts to consider and one of those facts is that a great many people around the world *do* believe in saints.&nbsp; Part of that belief is that the spirits of those people called saints continue to try and help and/or inspire the living.&nbsp; It is not simply an honorific title used to designate a person they thought did well when alive.&nbsp; <br /> <br /> In any case, I would say that a better answer might be to tell the child as much of the history as they can understand and explain that a considerable number of people do believe that St. Nicholas is real.&nbsp; How much more than that you explain would depend on how much research you are willing to do and how comfortable you are discussing religious beliefs (that you perhaps don't subscribe to) with your child.&nbsp; You could discuss what you and the child are comfortable with at the time, and let them enjoy some of the pleasant (if perhaps overly commercial at times) fictional additions to St Nicholas while they may.&nbsp; As they grow older and understand more, then tell them more or show them how to research the topic for themselves.<br /> <br /> So far as being tired of hiding presents and eating the occasional carrot or cookie, well I certainly hope that someone went to that bother for you (at least when you were small) so you could have the fun of it.&nbsp; I also hope that you enjoy your children having fun at least enough to make a bit of a similar effort for them.<br /> <br /> Even discounting all &quot;supernatural elements&quot;, the story of a person who was generous and kind can inspire people to find it in themselves to be more generous to those in need and kind to others.&nbsp; <br /> <br /> I am 48 yrs old.&nbsp; I have 4 children, ranging from 10 yrs old to 28.&nbsp; What I have told here has been my answer to all of them on the topic of Santa Claus.&nbsp; I am not Catholic or Greek Orthodox and for that matter don't consider myself a Christian.&nbsp; But as you may have deduced from my post, I do believe in Santa Claus.<br /> <br /> Daniel<br /> &nbsp; <br />
I haven't read your entire post. Yes, it's too long. Shut it already.<br /> <br /> -Only 20 percent of the world is christian<br /> -saints are just really nice people that have done something nice. Nowadays we just give them a nobel prize. He did exist, I'm not denying that.<br /> <br /> I think it's a great idea to teach the children about the history of it all. Might be the best way to explain it so far.<br />
When I was about 5, I thought I heard bells on the roof (it was probably someone walking home from the pub and dropping all their change). I went downstairs to find my mum and dad with some rolls of wrapping paper, tags, tape etc. It wasn't until I was&nbsp;7 or 8&nbsp;I actually realised what that little scene meant &not;_&not;
When I was too young to be told, I&nbsp;asked my Mom why Santa's handwriting was exactly like hers.&nbsp; Every year after that, all our Santa gifts were wrapped in the one style of paper, and we'd know what was ours by our stockings.&nbsp; When I was about 17, my Mom bought gift tags.&nbsp; I found them, and cut them all in half.&nbsp; She was not happy.<br /> <br /> Now that I'm a Dad, I do the paper thing with my kids.&nbsp; I'm not sure if the 11 year old knows yet or not.&nbsp; I&nbsp;don't want to ask, but I think she's ready to know....<br />
Haha, thanks for sharing your story! I guess your mom forgot to disguise her handwriting as Santa!<br /> Maybe you could ask your daughter what she wants from Santa this year and fancy it up, adding stories on how Santa will be expecting his cookies and how Rudolph wants celery rather than carrots this year. If she goes along with it, she believes. If she says &quot;Cut the crap, dad. I want this and this and this from this page on this catalogue...&quot; then you know.<br />
trust me she probably knows by now,i knew from discovery by 6<br />
My step daughter was told by her dad that Santa doesn't exist.&nbsp; It really tore her up.&nbsp; Best advise:&nbsp; Let them grow out of it and figure it out for themselves.&nbsp; Its part of the magic of growing up, so don't take it away from them before they're ready to move on.&nbsp; Sometimes I still want to believe.<br />
I agree. I think deep down all of us want to still believe in the things we did when we were little. This instructable is for those who need a little help breaking it to their kids, for example if they are being bullied at school for still believing in Santa. Thanks for the advice!<br />
What do you mean Santa isn't real ? I partied with the man 2 years ago !
Wow!&nbsp;I guess since you have proof of Santa, that this ible is totally useless now!<br />
dude you could be his younger brother Hippie Claus LOL<br />
Dear monsoon0203,<br /> <br /> The Santa we visit every year at the mall is quite real.&nbsp; And seems to follow us around to the different shopping malls we go to.&nbsp; I think he chain smokes on his break,&nbsp;reeks of alcohol if you get close enough, seems in&nbsp;need of a better dental plan&nbsp;and the prices he charges for pictures seems to go up every year.&nbsp; Please do not pass on bad information.<br /> <br /> Thanks,<br /> &nbsp;&nbsp; The Management.
Dear caitlinsdad,<br /> <br /> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Why do you write your comments in the form of letters?<br /> <br /> &nbsp; Sincerely,<br /> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; mason0190
Don't tell me I just wasted 2 thirty-four cent First Class stamps( I didn't have a new stamp and forgot what the postage is now) and there is no miracle on 34th Street so my letter will never reach the North Pole?<br /> <br /> *sob*<br />

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