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Step 4: Method 4: Distractions.

"Good morning, Bobby, Santa'snotreal, Have some cookies."
Bake cookies, buy ice cream, make a cake, whatever. Offer Bobby some food right after you break it to him so he doesn't have time to absorb this breaking news. Kids have short attention spans, right? Oooh, look, cake...

<p>I AM SUPER MAD PEOPLE SAY SANTA ISNT REAL BUT HE IS I AM A TEN YEAR OLD GIRL AND I BELIEVE. SO PLEASE DONT SAY SANTA ISNT REAL. MY MOM AND DAD ARENT LIARS!!!! THEY MEAN A LOT TO ME AND THEY WOULD NEVER LIE TO A SOUL. GOD CREATED SANTA FOR A REASON....TO BRING JOY TO CHILDREN!!!!</p>
I am 11 he is not real that is true . Next Christmas stay up all night you will find out
<p>I'm 11 and stayed up all night..... I saw him. How do you explain that? He is real!!!</p>
<p>try reading a book on pysics. HES FAKE</p><p>PROVE THAT HES REAL WITH A VIDEO</p>
<p>Isn't &quot;Santa&quot; not supposed to come if you stay up all night?</p>
<p>probably a white guy in a red suit. Either that or your lying for attention</p>
<p>Of course he will not come while ur awake bc if u havent herd the song he knows when ur awake and sleeping and he doesnt come when ur awake!</p>
<p>mmm huh.. Santa is not REAL</p>
Santa is not real get it straighten up kids
<p>Santa=Not Real I'm 21 I Know</p>
<p>soz wait 4 that moment Santa comes, if you see a guy in dress ups, it's not Santa and parents do lie, but it's for your wellbeing</p>
<p>read my other comment dude</p>
U are right santa is real only scrooges say he isn't u won't have to break nothing to your kids bc he's real
<p>Holly dog shit he is fucking fake </p>
<p>Santa isn't real sorry.....Anyway, if you believe in santa, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS ARTICLE ABOVE????? WHY??????</p>
<p>sorry little girl but santa ISNT real seriously how can he get to billions of houses in 12 hrs (1 night) also flying raindeer FLYING RAINDEER! That must be a joke. And elves humans never saw one they are fiction.</p>
<p>hey look santa is not real you and your white family may still belive in santa but he is not real</p>
<p>Santa was real along time ago how else would the whole world share a date of giving . each and every person who gives to another is santa &quot;the spirit of santa is giving to others&quot;</p>
<p>dont be mad. remember back all the proir years and be grateful for the fun you were given</p>
He's not real I'm ten too but God didn't create him because he's not real and your parents are white lying to you sorry to break it too you
<p>I know that with magic santa claus is real but Coach Hedge is right you can't just think anything can happen with magic. Its just like god. He can do anything but he chooses not to and he doesn't take prayers as a wish. Things don't just happen. its logic. How can a man eat millions of cookies in one night? Think hard I'm just saying</p>
<p>Thank you! Thank you!</p>
Sorry, but Santa isn't real. I really wish he was though- that would be really awesome
Sorry to tell you, kid, but he's not... Your parents will tell you soon. They told me when I was around 10. I'm surprised that they didn't tell you yet! It may be hard to process, but in a few years you will look back at this and realize, &quot;wow, I was stupid to believe that!&quot; <br><br> Sorry, Alexis
<p>After reading all the comments It surprises me that each and every one of them are missing the point. !st Santa is fun would you take back all the years you thought he was real. I bet not. IT first started with a preist named Saint Nicholas. he gave to people. How we came to select all the other stuff like bethalam and baby jesus birthday, angels, raindeer and other stuff we use is beyond me. Santa is a past real person who is no longer alive, but each parent that takes on the role of Santa, is doing it for the kids its a way to give to others. In fact we all are santa when you give to someone else. Santa is long gone but his memory lives in us all. Its a time to give and enyoy each other. your parents made christmass special for you you should be thankful</p>
<p>I believe in Jesus meanie...</p>
<p>To be honest i have something to say. As a child you were told that santa was real right? And you were also told that your family religion was correct yes? Don't you think that religion can be a bit unbelievable at times? I mean, the Romans were very organised and kept records of their citizens, trades, and other sorts of things. Not once was the names Jesus, a man with magical healing abilities, or someone who could walk on water or turn water into wine. I'm a christian but idk for how much longer. If religions were correct than there should be some sort of proof other than stories in a book that has been altered sooooo many times to this day. I have seen things that seem like miracles only later to find out the reason that they happened were nothing super natural. And there is evidence that evolution is the way that humans got here. But hey, &quot;I'm just... Saiyan..&quot; </p>
Santa is not really little kids my mom told me a week before Christmas I'm sorry to break it to you I'm 9 years old and anyway if you believe don't go on this please it may break your heart to find out the truth sry for anyone that is seeing this that believes but you will find out sooner or later the Easter bunny is not real or anything like that <br> Lexi
<p>totally</p>
<p>i sawmy parents putting the eggs for Easter in the backyard</p>
Well....im sorry to say but like a BUNNY A MAN SIZED BUNNY going around and hiding eggs...how is there even a relation its not even a chiken it didnt even come from an egg..im sorry to the kids that are reading this and getting your feelings hurt? believe what you wanna believe im meen like we dont have anyproof that they dont exist....... OR DO WE (no we dont i think)
Lexi1414 YOU RELIZE THAT YOUR RUINING LITTLE KIDS IMAGINATIONS THE BIG WOOP FOR KIDS IS THAT SANTA IS COMING SERIOUSLY WHY I STILL BELIVE IN HIM!!!!!!!<br>
Ok sorry i said that.. ? BUT STILL their are so many non-believers that omg thats all im going to say. O. M. G
SANTA IS REAL IT ALL A LIE!!!DON'T LISTEN TO THIS INSTRUCTABLES!! LIES! ITS A LIE SANTA IS REAL!!!!<br />
<p>sorry to break it to you but he's not real my mom told when i was ten and i am ten!!! He is a fake not real myth one year i caught my mom rapping presents its fake the tooth fariy is fake the easter bunny is fake the elf on the shelf is fake EVERYTHING IS FAKE</p>
<p>so god is fake you are fake the world is fake?</p>
<p>do not say that about GOD your so very RUDE</p>
<p>SORRY TO BREAK IT TO U BUT HE IS REAL AND UR MOM WAS PROBLY WRAPPING A PRESENT THAT SHE GOT U SO DONT GO SAYING THAT EVERYTHING IS FAKE U LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>bake cookies or something and stop ruining christmas.</p>
<p>Millville u had no happy childhood <strong><em>SANTA IS REAL</em></strong> I've seen him before and it wasn't my mom or dad because they were out of town and my babysitter is a teen my bigger sister and she was fast asleep when I went out and I saw him standing there putting presents under the tree and the elf on the shelf is also real because I was in Atlanta and I texted my mom did my elf come and she showed me a picture of her so then i turned around and I never told my dad that she was in florida and he was asleep and when I went to the kitchen there she was sitting up on the refrigerator and my mom showed a pic that she wasn't there at her house anymore and they don't have 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 because I got a rare one one that you can't get anymore and if they did have or stashed I would've found them. SO DON'T GO SAYING STUFF IF YOU DON'T KNOW GOT IT GET IT GOOD!!!!!!):(</p>
You don't have to say all this. Just leave it to yourself and move on.
<p>U don't have to ruin people's christmas's by telling them santa isn't real! Keep it to yourself</p>
<p>I know its hard to let go from ur childhood but some people help there parents because they still have younger children Im under 12 and even I know he not real it ur parents</p>
<p>I'm 10 and my mom had told me because i told her i saw her with a cookie that we baked for SANTA in her room on her bed.</p>
<p>HOW DO YOU KNOW????</p><p>SCHOORGE MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
I figured it out myself when I was 5
Now I'm 13
<p>it's not real! Sorry but I'm 11 and this is not TRUE</p>
YOU KNOW WHAT IM TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYIN &quot;oh santa isn't real&quot; BECAUSE HE IS OK YOU PEOPLE WHO DONT BELIEVE IN HIM HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S NOT REAL YOU DONT HAVE PROOF HE IS REAL!!!! OK IM SORRY THAT YOUR PARENTS SAID HE ISN'T REAL BECAUSE THAT WAS MESSED UP OF THEM BECAUSE HE IS REAL STOP RUINING EVRYONES CHRISTMAS<br>
(You dont have any proof that he is not real)-sorry typeo

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