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Step 4: Method 4: Distractions.

"Good morning, Bobby, Santa'snotreal, Have some cookies."
Bake cookies, buy ice cream, make a cake, whatever. Offer Bobby some food right after you break it to him so he doesn't have time to absorb this breaking news. Kids have short attention spans, right? Oooh, look, cake...

<p>im almost a teen and me and family always wakes up at 3oclock in the moring what parent want to wake up at 1am in the moring after coming back from a Christmas party at 9 go to church at 10 come home by 11 go to bed for a hour and putthe presents under the tree WHO WOULD DO THAT my parsent are lazy after doing that.</p>
<p>im almost a teen and me and family always wakes up at 3oclock in the moring what parent want to wake up at 1am in the moring after coming back from a Christmas party at 9 go to church at 10 come home by 11 go to bed for a hour and putthe presents under the tree WHO WOULD DO THAT my parsent are lazy after doing that.</p>
<p>I AM SUPER MAD PEOPLE SAY SANTA ISNT REAL BUT HE IS I AM A TEN YEAR OLD GIRL AND I BELIEVE. SO PLEASE DONT SAY SANTA ISNT REAL. MY MOM AND DAD ARENT LIARS!!!! THEY MEAN A LOT TO ME AND THEY WOULD NEVER LIE TO A SOUL. GOD CREATED SANTA FOR A REASON....TO BRING JOY TO CHILDREN!!!!</p>
Santa is real. don't let the haters hate. Got it? Because santa is real. I remember vividly when I was 10 sleeping in my mom and dads bedroom and they didn't get up at all. I sat there so exited for the morning, I sat there for hours. Somtimes pretending that I was asleep. They are saying that he isn't real because there mom and dad don't truly believe in Christmas and Santa. These are my final words, SANTA IS REAL! Don't let people get you down. Believe what you think is true! <br>Thanks.<br>
<p>both of u shut up he aint real boy and christmas isn't about getting presents and gifts</p>
<p>exatly Christmas is about spending time with your famliey and frien</p>
<p>both of u shut up he aint real boy and christmas isn't about getting presents and gifts</p>
<p>Screw you! When I was 7 on christmas night I slept with my parents! I'm a light sleeper and my parents literally can't be quiet SO HE IS REAL!</p>
<p>he is not real, I found out the same wii u was bought on December on amazon and this article helps (its just your presents they buy and eat the food). Them greedy little parents</p>
I just used common sense how will that fat cow get across the world in a few hours having to go down the chimney fill the stockings eat the cookies put the presents under the tree and leave it's impossible how fast he's going he'd be burning and killed
<p>Yes he is real! I believe in him! Screw you!</p>
Are you serious how old are you
<p>Man, you should learn how to spell before you be rude.</p>
<p>Lol lmao enjoy it while u can</p>
<p>he is fake try to take his beard off it is a prop</p>
<p>seriously? No efense but that is the weirdest thing being said here yet! It's not like you can sneak up on your parents while there hiding the presents and rip of there beard.(also I doubt they will even bother wear one?.) So unless your talking about taking of santa's beard at willows shopping centre in the middle of Christmas photos. I have no idea why you said that</p>
I agree with Colt. People can believe what they want but I believe that Santa is real.
<p>that's sad. I just hope your parents don't use method 6 (avoid it altogether) then you will never know the truth.</p>
<p>both of u shut up he aint real boy and christmas isn't about getting presents and gifts</p>
I am so sorry but santa is not real.<br>I am 9!<br>
<p>Please... He is not real... I am 11.... I was sad to find out too...</p>
Sad really?
<p>I am sorry... But he's not real. I am 11...</p>
Calm down cuz you're making a fool of yourself, you know one day you're going to have to admit you were wrong. Before you start calling me a liar, I dare you to wait about 1-2 years and then you may call me liar.
<p>He is real I believe in him to❤️</p>
<p>he is fake really think about this he has 24 hours or 36 if he goes west but he has 36 hours to deliver &quot;presents&quot; to every dumbass child on earth and if he could do that he would be faster then light and he can't damn fit thru a chimney</p>
Santa fak
U are right santa is real only scrooges say he isn't u won't have to break nothing to your kids bc he's real
<p>no sweety he's not. Ssorry</p>
<p>I've said this in a previous comment and I'm going to say it again. People need to stop being so ludicrous and grow up. Santa isn't real, I know it hurts to know the truth, but who are you going to trust: people that are most likely over 16, or little kids that don't want their child hood hero to be a made up person? Exactly, ask your parents if they say yes, ask in about seven years coz you're too young.</p>
You know why you don't believe?<br>Because your mom and dad (who are probs brother &amp; sister lol) told you from the beginning and they didn't have and belief in him. If you don't believe he won't come. Sorry to break it to you! Haha. <br>
<p>if he was relate props would have died idk </p>
<p>huh</p>
<p>also my brother still believes because our parents DIDN'T raise us from the start </p>
<p>as I said. pathetic just pathetic .</p>
<p>it's true santa is NOT real have you read my other comments? By the way why do people look up if Santa is real or not if they are not going to except that he's not real</p>
<p>be quiet. </p>
<p>exactly</p>
And I'm 15 years old. And haven't caught my parents doing a thing. EVER!
<p>oh man that's just pathetic. I mean I learnt at 9. Have you not seen this entire website!</p><p>Stay up all night.</p>
Well said.???
<p>sry sry *real </p>
<p>no he's not sorry</p>
<p>I am so sorry honey, but Santa is not real. Check your parents receipts. His flying reindeers, nope</p>
<p>good for you</p>
<p>good for you</p>
<p>im nine and i dont even celebrate christmas so F** YOU</p>
Umar why are you here then?

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