Introduction: How to Breed Eggs

Everybody's always wondered what came first... The chicken, or the egg? Well I can't answer that but, I can tell you how to breed eggs!

Step 1: Find Some Adult Eggs.

Adult eggs are hard to find, but if you head to your local super market I'm sure they'll have adult eggs. If you can't find adult eggs; buy some baby eggs, wait ten years, and then you'd have adult eggs!

Step 2: Get a Privacy Box!

Eggs need privacy to breed silly! So, go find a card board box and leave two eggs (or three if your freaky naughty) alone all night, and maybe, just maybe you'll get baby eggs!

Step 3: Now You Have Baby Eggs!!!!!!

If your eggs bred correctly, you should have baby eggs within the next few days! If not, try again. After five trys, diagnose your male egg with e.d. or infertility, or diagnose your female egg with infertility.

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nancyjohns made it! (author)2015-04-21

LOLOLOLOLOL!

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knexbug made it! (author)2014-02-18

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Marik I. made it! (author)2014-02-02

Wtf…anyway FYI the egg came first

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Abigail1323 made it! (author)2013-07-10

If egg breeding is what makes you happy...

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BMWalsh made it! (author)2009-05-06

I CAN answer the question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" The question does not specify that the eggs were chicken eggs. Reptiles lay eggs too. Reptiles were around laying eggs long before chickens ever set foot on this planet. So you can conclude that the egg came first. :-D

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spock155 made it! (author)spock1552009-05-07

OH, ok...

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sojakai made it! (author)sojakai2011-06-13

Personally, I always liked the response that I got from a Pasteur. "Its obvious that the Chicken came first! I just cant picture God sitting on a pair of eggs waiting for them to hatch."

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halmars made it! (author)halmars2011-04-09

What came first; the reptile or the egg? :)

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Ikkalebob made it! (author)Ikkalebob2011-03-11

Theres actually a better way to solve it. Chickens are constantly evolving like every other creature, and the latest chicken must have started out as an egg.

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marxdarx made it! (author)marxdarx2010-02-26

Nice bit of logic there.

Good workaround on the classic riddle.

It would only be un-sovleable if it were too specific. Also it would become irrelevant lol

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burdockwing made it! (author)2011-04-07

this doesn't work i will answer all you're questions eggs are chicks but not yet hatched while the ones in the store haven't even been fertilized.

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wheelinthesky made it! (author)2010-10-18

Can you show us how to breed Cadbury Creme Eggs?

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ahmad2117 made it! (author)2010-02-05

did this really work

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JohnJY made it! (author)JohnJY2010-03-09

Of course it worked! Who doesn't breed eggs?!? (Listen, you can hear sarcasm in the air.)

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beehard44 made it! (author)beehard442010-08-29

lol

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rabbitkillrun made it! (author)rabbitkillrun2010-02-28

lol 

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seabananers made it! (author)2010-06-15

am i the only one who has noticed this is under freaking technology and then apple

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Dukeeey made it! (author)Dukeeey2010-08-20

Yeah! It should be under egg.

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beehard44 made it! (author)beehard442010-08-29

agree

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fearme36 made it! (author)2009-02-16

wow "(or three if your freaky naughty)" nice. i tried to breed an egg and something is wrong. the baby just sits there and says the letter "g" repetitively. i think it's missing a few chromosomes...

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seabananers made it! (author)seabananers2010-06-15

lol

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fransch3 made it! (author)2010-01-05

 XD HA HA HA HA HA HA HA you are so funny i cracked up. thank you

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Father Christmas made it! (author)Father Christmas2010-01-30

 =O    You should NEVER say "cracked" around an egg. It gives them the heebiejeebies.

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Daddio_UK made it! (author)2009-08-09

The egg came first, a slight 'mutation' of its parents, several generations later, a final 'mutation' produced the chicken. .. I guess it all stops at the point in evolution (!) that you want to call the bird you have, a chicken, with that in mind, evolution is still producing a slightly different bird each time, so really, none came first, they are not, by the smallest of evolutionary terms, the same thing... that's how I see it anyway. lol.

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Mr. Smart Kid made it! (author)Mr. Smart Kid2009-12-13

not the chicken or the egg came first, the Wild Red Jungle Fowl came first :-)

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Mr. Smart Kid made it! (author)Mr. Smart Kid2009-12-13

by egg i mean "chicken egg"

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pichu1994 made it! (author)2009-05-07

what? your not serious, are you?

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SirSteampoet made it! (author)SirSteampoet2009-09-07

nope, totaly serious, I tried it and it worked

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hintss made it! (author)hintss2009-07-26

humor instructable?

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and7barton made it! (author)2009-07-30

Did you know eggs can climb pretty well ? - At least MINE scrambled quite nicely.

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and7barton made it! (author)2009-05-11

For your information - The EGG came before the chicken. Remember DINOSAUR eggs ?

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lucius108 made it! (author)lucius1082009-07-19

hahhahaha nice

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wizerd 745 made it! (author)2009-06-07

God created the chiken, the chiken layed an egg. Mystery solved! :-)

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Vendigroth made it! (author)2009-03-01

It works for rocks as well =D

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bigwhitebear18 made it! (author)2009-02-15

Unfortunately, Adult eggs are notorious for eating their young so you only have a short time span before they're gone. That is why you probably will never see baby eggs along side the adult eggs.

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spock155 made it! (author)spock1552009-02-16

Eek! I'll spread the word!

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johnjoejohn1 made it! (author)johnjoejohn12009-02-20

oh, and keep all eggs away from ostrich eggs. They are rhapist!!!! they are notorious for frieing their victims!!!!

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mrbenwaller made it! (author)2009-02-18

I combined the two and my eggs rock!

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Shadowmang made it! (author)2009-02-15

total rip off of how to breed rocks...

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gmjhowe made it! (author)gmjhowe2009-02-18

Agreed, except the rocks one was done better.

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spock155 made it! (author)spock1552009-02-16

Ja ja, but did I tell you how to breed rocks? No, I didn't. I didn't use relatively anything alike to how to breed rocks... Or did I.......?

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Lftndbt made it! (author)Lftndbt2009-02-16

LoL, so true.

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budsiskos made it! (author)2009-02-15

0_o

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Building Books made it! (author)Building Books2009-02-15

0_o

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