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So, by some method, you have come into the possession of 1 or more legally edible turtles. Congratulations! They are legendarily good eating. Or, if you're into catching, cleaning, and eating turtles, there's a good chance that you might refer to them as good eatin', if that makes any difference.

What do you do with it (them)? Well, that's where this instructable comes into play.

Note: Some of the photos depict some pretty graphic turtle-ness. If you are a card-carrying Sierra Club/PETA member, or just don't want to see some turtle guts pictures right now, then don't look at this instructable.

I'm sick of people leaving comments saying that this is mean. Can you please be concerned about something infinitely more important, like the millions of innocent human beings that die each year?

If you eat meat, especially, realize that the meat you eat was once an animal. The difference between it and these turtles is that (except in the case that someone hunted the animal and gave/sold its meat to you) these turtles, while alive, were free to roam around the lake they lived in and wherever else they chose to go. The animals whose meat you buy in the store were probably kept in ridiculously small pens, fed ridiculously low-quality feed, until they were fat enough to kill profitably.

Caution: Obviously, you'll be dealing with a turtle (quite possibly a mean, old snapper), so be careful around its mouth (esp. if a snapper), and watch the claws. Also, be careful, you're using knives. And scissors, and maybe a bone saw. That bit's up to you.
 
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jspencer7234 months ago
I'm trying to turn this turtle shell I found into a ashtray should I bake it to kill any bacteria. Any feedback would be appreciated.
Hi! I'm doing taxidermy for a hobby and actually am doing three tortoises at the moment. The best you can do is clean out as much of the meat and connective tissue as possible. Then you can either leave it outside in an opened box out of the rain! so beetles, ants, woodmites and/or maggots can get in to eat what you should not want on there. You can also use a dermestid beetle colony if you can find someone who owns one.. I am not exactlt sure about turtles tho, this is what I do for turtoises. For them it is really important to keep the shells as dry as possible because otherwise they can lose their scutes. Contact me if you need any more information!
sleeping_gecko (author)  jspencer7234 months ago
While I have never attempted that sort of project, I will give you my thoughts:

If it is a soft-shell turtle (as the turtle in this Instructable was), you might want to think of it as closer to a hide than a shell. In other words, there might be more of a drying process involved.

If it is a hard shell (not a leatherback, etc.), then I would still bake it, for a couple reasons. One reason, as you mentioned, is to kill potential nasty critters that might have taken up residence in the shell. The other is to do a more complete drying of the shell. This would probably make it easier to remove any meat or connective tissue from the shell (once it has dried).

Again, I haven't attempted this--I'm just giving my (untested) thoughts. I do think it would be a cool project, so feel free to post a pic or make an Instructable about it when you finish!
Snapping turtles and other hard shells can be well cleaned by ants. In Hawaii when we catch or harvest items from the ocean we place them in the sun near an ant hill. In a week it is absolutely picked clean and regards a sea shell bleached near white by the uv from the sun. Turtle shells don't turn shite but the u v does great good in killing microscopic critters and bacteria on and in the shell. Good idea to separate upper and lower shells first. This works good for many other items that need micro cleaning. Good luck

the same reason ppl kill cows.

Indy Dawg6 months ago
This is rediculous. Why do you want to kill a turtle. You are stupid
turtles are yum your just a softy' circle of life atleast i know what im eating.
sleeping_gecko (author)  Indy Dawg6 months ago
The "why" is fairly clear--to eat the turtle's meat. I realize that some people would prefer not to eat meat, and I support anyone's decision to reasonably follow his or her own conscience.

There are, of course, also people who do eat meat but who refuse to kill or process their own meat when an opportunity arises. They opt instead to rely on the oft-unsustainable or at least undependable modern food system. This group makes much, much less sense than either the content meat eaters or the moral vegetarians.

That said, you shouldn't be rude, it violates the Instructables "be nice" comment policy. If you're going to be rude, you definitely should make sure you spell things correctly (ridiculous), punctuate correctly (your second sentence is interrogative--you need a question mark there instead of your period), etc.

In general, the person who makes the first personal insult loses. It undermines your argument. I hope you feel better by the time you read this reply!
sugarlips3656 months ago
This is very informative, I'm looking forward to trying this. :) As far as the pics and butchering of the animals, that is a part of life, I'm sorry if any one gets offended by the fact that I eat meat but, to get meat the animal is raised fed and then killed if you like steaks you understand my point of view. And to indy dawg, you can't rip the meat off while the animal is alive that would just be cruel. The animal has no idea what will happen of when it happens they can't feel a thing. :)
CamiloS8 months ago

first, i have to start with a confession... my girlfriend and i watched a few episodes of 'naked and afraid' on the net. i'm curious about this incident.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-101294...

looks like the couple caught a turtle and, judging by the clip, didn't carve it the way you suggested. Would it be safe to assume they clipped a bladder or other sac and tainted the meat?

CamiloS CamiloS8 months ago

and, by the way, thanks for posting this information in such a simple and straightforward manner. i really appreciate it.

I had to research and see how you are supposed to kill a turtle for this. My neighbor last night disrupted my sleep (I am sick, atm) by "hammering " right by my window. I found out this morning he was killing pet store bought turtles, I imagine (since catching and disrupting turtles in our area is illegal.) I am debating calling the cops for animal cruelty because the way they killed the turtles, was inhumane (death by smashing)

I realize that this is an old post, but I was curious as the season for turtle has opened here and well the darn things keep steeling my bait for the fish. Now, I was looking to see what to do with one if it ever decided to join my caught fish. Thank you, now I know. I found your 4 step instructions extremely learnable...when I catch one I will try your methods. Good hunting. :)

I know this an old post, however, thank you for it. I have turtles in my pond, they have killed at least one of my ducks maybe 3. My ducks will not go back on the pond. When they go to the pond, they only get on the shallow end and are all in a wad. This will come in handy if I catch any, I have a turtle trap ordered. I think I will use a large plastic garbage can and clean them out for the seven days. However, I think I will look at someone to help me kill and clean!! Thanks again.

indywave2 years ago
Ahhh you killed a turtle. I thought you were going to like wash it or something!!!!
sleeping_gecko (author)  indywave1 year ago

I didn't realize until recently that this was in the "Pets" section. I think that was done automatically. I published this project in 2006, and I don't recall having the option of categories (I certainly can't imagine intentionally publishing it in that category, as it would needlessly offend folks looking for something else). Because I thought there may be some confusion, I put the disclaimer on the intro step.

WVKatCurse5 years ago
Thank you for the instruction. I now know how to clean hunt one. I still need to find how to bring a large one to the surface and keep him there. He is eating my mallards and geese.
sleeping_gecko (author)  WVKatCurse1 year ago

These were caught while a buddy and I were going for catfish in a lake. The line was heavy enough to bring them up most of the time (though we usually had breaks in the line, probably due to larger turtles).

Aside from building turtle traps, I haven't read up on anything aside from using heavier line and bringing them in slowly.

Since your turtle is a nuisance, it might be worth the time/effort/risk to build a trap or two and see if you can catch the bugger. (Normally, I'm not a fan of the turtle traps I've seen, as they leave a turtle sitting there until you get around to checking the trap, which, IMO, isn't too humane. In a nuisance/pest-type situation, though, that becomes a lesser concern, to me at least.)

Buiild a 4' square with large sticks/small logs (about 4" in diameter). Attach old wire fence/chicken wire to one side of square all the way across and staple (fence staples) tightly. Turn it over and drive a 4" nail pointing toward the center (sticking up at about a 45 degree angle) about every 3 to 4 inches, then clip off the heads at an angle so that you have sharp spikes about 2" long all the way around. Make sure it floats, then wire fish heads, chicken necks, etc. to middle of square. Rig up an anchor with about 10' of line and float it in your pond. (If you don't have a boat, attach a second line so you can drag it to shore) The turtles crawl in to get the bait, but can't get back past the spikes, I used this sort of rig and a .22 to get rid of about 20 snappers (largest was over 20 lbs.) from a farm pond 30 years ago. Good luck!
this method works like a charm

I like the category you put this under XD

sleeping_gecko (author)  TheCommander1 year ago

Until I saw your comment, I didn't realize this was in the "Pets" category. When I originally published this project (2006), I don't remember there even being categories for different Instructables projects (though I may be mistaken). I certainly don't think I would've put it in the "Pets" category myself. If they organized things by category at a later date, I could see how this would be auto-sorted into a Pets category.

It also explains most of the comments I seem to get. Every couple months or so, it seems I get a notification of a new comment about how it's wrong/misleading... I always thought they just were ignoring the disclaimer at the beginning...didn't realize it was in the "Pets" section!! :0

How Does Turtle Taste Exactly? I'm Going To Try This! I've Had Gator, Snake, Deer, Coon, Beef, Pork Etc But I've Never Had Turtle...Thanks For The Idea!!
Excellent post and I applaud your stand against the naysayers. I, like you, enjoy the fruits that Mother Nature provides for us. Whether it be animal, vegetable, or mineral. My family and I enjoy hunting, fishing, and picking. A friend of mine once said, "If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat". That said, Michigan's turtle season opens next Monday, and I intend to participate. Good fishing!!!!!
I thought you were going to clena teh seaweed off its shell to keep it as a pet then i saw the knives and I thought to myself "like hmm that's a weird way to clean seaweed off a tutrle, OHhhhhh...."
DSR20032 years ago
You monster. How could you do something like
That was really interesting. I didn't even know you could still catch turtles. Pretty cool.
darthbindy3 years ago
poor turtles! =(
but as you said, and i agree, there still meant, and therfore i have no problem with you eating them, but did you kill them quickly?
sleeping_gecko (author)  darthbindy3 years ago
Certainly. They were killed swiftly, by decapitation. Don't get me wrong, I think turtles are adorable, but I also think ducks, goats, cows, etc. are cute, too. I have no problem with eating animals, so long as they are killed humanely and treated with appropriate respect (i.e., not wasted, mocked, etc).
good. =D
aruno3 years ago
Good tutorial, but the title really should be "How to prepare a turtle", so as to attract the correct audience.
klaw34 years ago
Thanks for sharing. I always get the turtle already cut up in the wet market and wonder how they do it.
dcapotosti4 years ago
Wish I had found this before I went fishing. The last few nights I have caught at least 10 soft shelled turtles ranging from the size of a small plate to the size of a manhole. I had heard they were good eating, so I did a search on them and found your instructional. I am ready to go back for another night now. How much meat do you get from each one and can you grill the meat??
afairbanks4 years ago
Can you eat Red-eared sliders? I caught a huge one at work today and was wanting to eat it, but after reading some of your posts I want to make sure that is a species that is edible.
dfernstrom4 years ago
Yes, turtles certainly do feel pain--all vertebrate animals do (and so do a select few invertebrates, such a squid, to a more limited degree). I recommend that you not only remove the animal's head, but also go to the trouble of destroying the brain (either before or immediately afterward). There is some evidence to suggest that, due to their extremely low oxygen requirements, a reptile's brain can remain active and alive for some time after the head is removed from the body. You should also destroy the brains of fish before you clean them, for the same reason. Just because an animal relies on its environment to regulate its body temperature does not mean its senses or ability to feel are impaired.

Reptiles, amphibians, cephalopods, and fish also experience very simple emotions. How do we know this? We're at a level of understanding where we can control computers with our brainwaves--determining whether an animal has the right brain parts to enable it to feel or emote is much simpler.

So, for the sake of being humane, treat your fish, frogs, and turtles the same way you would a squirrel or rabbit. Do not go out of your way to frighten, distress, or cause pain to them. Besides, stress chemicals may make the meat less tasty.
hi Instructables!!
i have kept turtles for a few years now, i adore them as pets,
i also kept Pigs, and various birds,

i am writing to say to those taht say this is "cruel" that it is not cruel in any way, it is infact a far more sustainable way to maintain a method of sustainable meat farming, its not like these animals where bought in a pet store.

also it helps to keep the population down, i would rather see three turts on a plate then dead on a road, in an inadequate tank or setup in general.

however, i would like to see how many of those that deem this practise of turtle eating as gross or wrong, have actually seen how pork gets to the home or beef or chicken,
all these animals have wild behaviors that we surpress or just ignore for our benifit,

a pig gets pinnedand tied to the ground while in labour, when she really wants to nest and move.

cattle are kept in herds untill they are funnelled into a run, where they get to line up hear their companions crys of agony and then can only move forward.

and chickens, they are either fed until their legs are useless, or, have their legs broken and sit in a cage being pumped hormones to lay eggs all the time.

how would you feel to give birth all day, everyday, thats what is happening to those poor defencless animals that see nothing but the same field, the same cage, the same steel barn.

now who is being cruel??
Cheezpaper5 years ago
I came here looking how to clean my pet turtle... =\
lol, same here...
rasterdan6 years ago
Are there any types of turtles that are not edible? I live in FL and plan to give this a try. We have tons of red-ear sliders and other water turtles in the streams. Also I am traveling to TN in June and there is a pond with turtles of unknown type that I would be very interested in catching. I had turtle soup in Philly that was out of this world and want to try making it myself. I am not interested in salt-water turtles because I believe they are protected and they need all the help they can get. Thanks for this instructable, I am forwarding to my friend and brother. Fantastic!
Rasterdan, stick with the Snappers!! There are several species that ARE NOT edible. I know, because my Cajun self has tried several! I'm from Louisiana. You will note a taste that will make you never want to eat another turtle, ever again if you try the wrong type!! You can't go wrong with the Snappers and that's what species of turtles food establishments will serve. I hope this reply was helpful to you. Etienne.
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