How to crash your computer

Very Simple . . .

Step 1 Just go to notepad

Just go to notepad (start>all programs>accessories>notepad) and type exactly this script btween the lines:

___________________________________________________________________@echo off:crashstartgoto crash___________________________________________________________________

Comments

[jgserd]

I am very offended at this, because you recommended doing this on a school computer. I work in a public school as an IT tech, and would appreciate it if you would edit or remove said comment.

[kazenteshi]

Lmao your such a noob dont allow access to the startup and make long passwords i hacked my schools admin password via ophcrack then bruteforcing the hash with ighashgpu, then to make matters worse for them all i gave everyone in the school the admin password needless to say they got owned all the stupid it guys there :]

[kishok]

for alternative we can type
START CRASH.BAT
CRASH.BAT
and save as crash.bat.

[dsman195276]

cool. it's sad that i don't even need to do this to make my computer crash. it does that on it's own...

[ekulmeekul]

Is it a Mac by any chance

[bzorn]

No, macs don't crash

[dsman195276]

nope, HP. it's really old.

[knexsuperbuilderfreak]

nope thats vista

[n8man]

obviously (circular start button)

[cormac3050]

What does half the world have against Vista??

[knil92]

most of the people that had issues with vista were either gamers or hackers, cus half the great classic games like quake or doom dont work and the hackers a peeved off cus all the path ways are all different and it doesnt come with command prompt as standard

[greenbean]

My vista came with CMD enabled and ready to roll. You can also freeze up multiple computers in a way similar to this. Check this out: www.instructables.com/id/Freezing-lots-of-Computers-at-Once/

[deathzone]

and dont forget that hackers and gamers are the only ones who TRUELY know what a computer is capable of and know how to push its potential so their opinions should be weighed more than the adverage person's. well thats my opinion anyway.

[ekulmeekul]

just the fact that it will fill up at least 20GB of space once all the updates are completed and the major problem that it is a system resource hog and it is prone to crashing at slight problems like some sort of auxillary program running on it that isn't specifically designed for windows vista, and i forgot to mention the compatibility issues that come along with it. Other than all of that it's just another os that does a few fancy visual effects.

[fwjs28]

well summed up...oh and UAC....

[cormac3050]

I don't actually find it to be that much of a resource hog, I don't even have a dual-core computer and it runs fine, even with all the graphic effects on!!

[n8man]

What the apple ads say about it. I have vista too. I think it is the bandwagon effect or something else.

[ericnguyen]

LOL

[systemfailure]

hey do u know how i can make all the computers in my school shutdown or crash? some of the kids want me to prove to them i can hack

[WaterLemon7]

that is not crashing the computer it is simply opening up command prompt with notepad many times.

[Toshinden12345]

or if you have a fast computer go into task manager and quickly click on all the command prompts that open and click end task or delete, and it should work

[vorlock]

or you can click on the processes tab, right click one of cmd processes and select:

end process tree

that will close all the command prompt windows at once.

[iceangelfire17]

watch this

this can crash your computer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goFpgrJxs9Q

[greenbean]

So can this: www.instructables.com/id/Freezing-lots-of-Computers-at-Once/
it will freeze up lots of computers at once! How much cooler is that!??

[Toshinden12345]

no, its actually shutdown -s -f -t 300 -c "HACKED or whatever you want to say" it will do a force shutdown of the computer and it will say whatever is in the quotes

[alpernebbi]

I can avoid force shutdowns.... shutdown -a This code cancels timed shutdowns.... Of course while the countdown...

[grampafish]

put it in startup it really messes with the computer

[Toshinden12345]

these are also known as fork bombs :D

[Toshinden12345]

theres an easier way, its a special code, i know it xD

[computer_guy]

what is it?

[Derin]

shutdown -s -f -c "HACKED" by any chance?

[schmitty]

XP is much more stable than Vista!!!

[fwjs28]

thats not the point...this is forkbomb.....it would still crash a supercomputer given enough time.....

[Dr_Boom]

For Laptops Go to start and click shutdown . Also rumour has it you can stop it by clicking the start/pause button near to print screen button and then alt - f4 ;-)

[Decepticon]

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[hoWmAnyTiMeS]

oh god. dude, you need to get laid.

[Decepticon]

Your comment alone proves the audience for this 'hack' is about 12 years old.

[iraqniphobia]

You can just hold down the power button. Really no need to pull the cord. and couldn't you just hit ctrl+c to stop the batch file whenever?

[davidprosser]

Bear in mind that by the time you think to do that there are already tens upon tens of that batch file running so to press ctrl+c on all of them quicker than they are opening would be a challenge!