Instructables
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No amount of reading on India or even practising in your own country will prepare you for first real test.”You will see a zebra crossing, ignore that. You might see a traffic light which may or may not work (power cut, sorry) and you might see a traffic cop who may or may not be on the job.

Remember to be patient, when a good time comes, one crosses the street.

This is how we roll: http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=klteYv1Uv9A&feature=related
And this is how he crosses: http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts8t75zMKbg&feature=player_embedded
 
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Step 1: Rule 1

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Do not under any circumstance go stand under the lights, wait for it to turn green and then use the striped markings to guide you to cross the road. Did you see anyone else do it? No, right? So, why did you? I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT, DIDN’T I? That marks you as a newbie tourist fit to be mobbed by all the hawkers of useless wares. On busy roads, you will see a cluster of people inching into the traffic like marathon runners before the starting gun. Join them. It does not matter which side of the road you want to cross, a higher intelligence decides that.

Either way, you have to think like a road user even if you a pedestrian. Imagine you are a rickshaw drivers and if you spot a gap, then go, and fill it with your body. You have as much right to the road as a motorbike, car, riskshaw, bus or truck, but remember you are softer and hurt more. Once you have started do not stop or change direction mid-crossing. Never run. Traffic will smell any fear you have so put put fear from your mind. Have humility and respect the traffic. Remember pride comes before a fall.

Its something that cannot necessarily be taught easily. It requires practice and meditation. Once you have mastered then the rewards are great, ie the ability to cross even 5 lanes of traffic without fear. 

"Do, or do not, there is no try!"

artworker1 year ago
Damn! This is the most hilarious ible I have ever seen. You are a genius to put this Technology+Art into words.
Mojo_JoJo3 years ago
I've seen a 70 year old woman stop a 10 ton truck by just raising her hand towards it. Shame on you Neo (Matrix).
dackdel (author)  Mojo_JoJo3 years ago
:) haha.