Step 1: The First Step to Freedom
Step 2: An Other Method.
Step 3: Scare Tactics
Step 4: H20
Step 5: The Last Resort
Find someone to crush the phrenic nerve which causes spasms of the diaphragm that cause the hiccups.
Take up Smoking. I don't recommend it but if you do have a chronic case it might be worth trying.
Read this wikihow and try all 44 methods for curing the hiccups.
Thanks for reading and hopefully you do not have the hiccups after reading this brief instructable.
If you have any questions feel free to comment. Also I don't have any pictures, because I thought all of these methods were pretty self explanatory but if you need a picture just ask.
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