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Step 5: Go crazy? Don't mind if I do.

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Another possibly ineffective means of avoiding military service is just acting downright crazy. Bark obscenities in all directions. Try to bite your ear off. Walk in circles while waiting in line. And most importantly, don't be surprised if it doesn't work.
 
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gena6266 years ago
lol...
bmlbytes6 years ago
I want to see someone bite their own ear off