Take a cookie (out of the jar or wherever you keep them stashed)
Step 1: Step 2
Put the cookie in front of you on a table.
Step 2: Step 3
If the cookie is wrapped, release this cookie from it's plastic repression.
Step 3: Step 4
Pick up the cookie and check if there's no one in the room.
Step 4: Step 5
Eat the cookie as fast you can!
warning: make sure you don't bite your fingers!
Step 5: Step 6
Look satisfied and happy.
Step 6: Step 7
Walk away with elegance.