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Take a cookie (out of the jar or wherever you keep them stashed)

Step 1: Step 2

Put the cookie in front of you on a table.

Step 2: Step 3

If the cookie is wrapped, release this cookie from it's plastic repression.

Step 3: Step 4

Pick up the cookie and check if there's no one in the room.

Step 4: Step 5

Eat the cookie as fast you can!

warning: make sure you don't bite your fingers!

Step 5: Step 6

Look satisfied and happy.

Step 6: Step 7

Walk away with elegance.
The walking away with elegance bit is definitely the most important part.
what do I do if the cookie &quot;accidentally&quot; &quot;evaporates&quot; before I can get to eating it?<br><br>also, you forgot the step where you eat crackers, bananas, or yogurt to remove/cover up the bits of cookie in your mouth.
Why can't all instructables be this easy, fast, and enjoyable?<br>
This one is definitively the most important step: be sure to keep cool and elegant. Thanks for the tutorial, I'm going to try it out right now...<br>*GLOMP!* *CHOW!* *CHEW!*

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