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Do you love your country? Do you want to kill for your country? Do you want to die for your country? Do you just need some money for college? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then you should enlist to serve in the United States Military!

With two wars currently going on, joining the military during this time of need is easier than one may think.

What follows is practical advice for enlisting in the military and serving your country with honor.
 
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Step 1: Select a branch.

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The United States Military is comprised of five branches.

These branches are the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps and Coast Guard. In addition, there is the National Guard.

The Army is primarily responsible for land-based military operations. The Navy, as the name would apply, is responsible for naval-based operations. The Air Force, obviously, is responsible for controlling the airspace of America and it's allies. Lastly, there is the Marine Corps, which was established to be amongst one of the elite fighting forces within the military and fights in all terrains and conditions. The National Guard and Coast Guard are charged with protecting American lands and waters respectively.

When selecting a branch of the military it is important to take into account practical considerations that joining each branch of the military would entail. For instance, if you hate flying, it may be a bad idea to enlist for the Air Force. And if you get sea sick, you probably shouldn't enroll in the Navy or Coast Guard.

The best idea would be to research each branch carefully online here and then to speak with a recruiter from the branch that you are most interested in.
PuiG2 years ago
what happen if you are a foreigner ?? any options??
Florida is not one of those states that have a state tax only a federal tax and nevada as well
YoungPyro193 years ago
Enlisting is very hard to do.
kingmii3 years ago
***FAIL***
emclean4 years ago

when you are picking out you 'job' with in your branch, think about the future. what do you want to do after your service is over. i have turned a 4 year enlistment working on guided missles into a career in the electronics field.

combat arms is an honourable calling, it may not leave you competive in the job market.

static4 years ago
 On those nice high tech positions the advertising highlights. In my conversations with those who have been there, done that, the reality is don't count on one. Not to long ago I learned how low of standard the USN had before America as at war. Willing to enlist a high school senior that passed the GED rather than actually doing the work it takes to graduate from High School. Those who been there tell me once your in you will be subject to measures that separate the wheat from the chaff, to insure the best and brightest are trained for a limited number of the high tech positions. In the event you pudded your way through school or went the GED route good luck in being selected, hell good luck with getting high tech jobs in the private sector. In any event  the military is more likely to have positions for deck swabbers or other janitorial positions, before bullet stopper positions open up. Not that I would never say not to consider the military, just do more homework than this instructable provides. In the event you enlist come home safe.
Killin Idea6 years ago
Go Canada!
Hey guess who holds the record for the longest shot for a confirmed kill in Afghanistan.. A Canadian... 2.4 Kilometers...

http://www.snipersparadise.com/articles/2430kill.htm

Go Canada indeed!
upon his return home a U.S. marines sniper was interviewed asto what he felt when he killed a terrorist, his response? "recoil"
FINALLY canada does something in the war.
Uh yeah.. Well that last little US mini-series in the Balkans left us Canadians stretched pretty thin military wise... and we've been in Afghanistan since day one, hello JTF2... Canadians are also crew members in the JSTARS.. and I guess you haven't figured out where MARPAT DIGIPAT came from...
lol
PLUCK YEW6 years ago
warmonger! go plant a tree
b5200 PLUCK YEW6 years ago
peacemonger! go kill a terrorist
coolz b52005 years ago
its "pacifist" not "peacemonger"
b5200 coolz5 years ago
its "patriot" not "warmonger"
it's hippy not pacifist!
PLUCK YEW b52005 years ago
peacemonger, there's a new one.. do you know how to plant a tree, pull a trigger, get a life? you choose...
I suggest pick two. -PKT
mjw555 b52006 years ago
haha! awesome :)
UltraMagnus6 years ago
you forgot "do you want to steal oil for your country?"
Sure, long as the other guy is a mile behind me. jk, I wouldnt particularly like that. Whatever. -PKT
i second that.
I third that.
icedog5155 years ago
listen up hippies, it kill or be killed. i know every1 has their opinions, but people need to protect their country. ps. its not entirely Bush's fault, its those who elected him. pss. rock on emuman
emclean5 years ago
Three things from an old paratrooper. If you are looking to enlist in the military, decide what you want to do BEFORE you go to MEPS. The MEPS recruiters are trying to fill openings and combat arms if always a high priority for them. Knowing what you want will make it easer for you to stick to your guns, so to speak. It dose not mater what the local recruiter promised, it need to be on your paperwork from MEPE (your orders). I know a couple of people who failed to do so, and ended up in completely different jobs than they were expecting. Think of the future, think of what will help you out after you leave the service. Keep that in mind when you are at MEPS. Don’t let the ‘needs’ of the army (or what ever branch) sway getting what you want.
Lextone6 years ago
What the Hell is going on on this site? This is not an instructable, neither was your other one. These both should have been posted in the forums. Whats next how to vote for a Democrat/Republican? How to be a troll?

This is from the terms of use...

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It is providing to the rich collection of on-line resources. And it shows others how to enlist. Also, since you are so keen on the terms of use and things, what happened to this, "We have a BE NICE comment policy. Please be positive and constructive with your comments"???
My comment was not negative. It was factual. This "Instructable" is a political opinion and its intent was to stir emotion . It was not constructive in any way and did not offer instruction of any kind. It is what they call satirical. That is not what Instructables are intended to be. I'm all for freedom of speech and thought, but this does not meet the definition of an Instructable. Like I said in my first post this belongs in the forums. As far as your comment of "providing to the rich collection of on-line resources" I disagree. Social commentary and satire on this site is like going to a steakhouse for tofu. This would have been better off at Fark.com where it would actually accomplish what the writer intended. To invoke positive and negative emotional responses and fiery debate. As far as being nice, I was very nice. I didn't say "Hey man you suck" or "hey man you are a but monkey".
Epoch Phail!
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Gjdj3 xACIDITYx5 years ago
Haha. People on this site have the best pictures.
Are people who post copy-paste articles of general information to prove a point also called TROLLS...
catmandu575 years ago
YOU ALL ARE HYPOCRITES, ESPECIALLY THE FIRST ENTRIES. WHAT CARS/SUV's DO YOU DRIVE AND WHAT DO YOU HEAT YOUR HOME WITH AND COOK YOUR FOOD WITH? STOP PUSHING YOUR GUILTY CONSCIENCEOUS OR LACK OF ONE OFF ON SOMEONE ELSE OR BIG BROTHER. YOU EAT "STOLEN........$150 PER BARREL" OIL YOURSELF EVERYDAY.
noahw6 years ago
Inquiring Mind writes... "They are looking for passionate, patriotic and fit individuals (mentally and physically) between the ages of 18 and 26." I love how the army deems killing people and destroying entire cultures mentally fit work. You pull that kind of crap over here and they'll send you off to jail. Do it overseas in someone else's back yard and you're a war hero. I never got that part!
Gjdj3 noahw6 years ago
agreed.
Hey noahw and everyone else voicing their opinions, you wouldn't have freedom of speech without the military. The U.S. would still be a colony of Britain.
chuckr44 noahw6 years ago
When the enemy does not wear uniforms, you have to play a little dirty. The military tries to implement an honorable war, but this is more difficult when you cannot identify your opponent. Such was true in Vietnam, and the same is true in Afghanistan and Iraq.
I'm going to assume you're not intentionally trolling. So in that vein, rather than letting this instructable become a big political debate (read: argument), let's all just agree to disagree. Some people don't like the military. That's fine. The world would be pretty boring if we all had the same opinions :) But fighting about the merits/evils of the military doesn't seem to be the purpose of this site.
I would like to add that you have to keep an eye on the recruiter because they will try to pull a fast one on you! Now not all will do it but some will. Also if you join the Army watch out for Second "Loony's" who are fresh out of O.C.S.most of them suffer from a severe form of inferiority complex and can make your life miserable since they realize that they are the Privates of the Officer Corps! And last but not least remember this motto " I will guard myself from flank to flank and not take sh*t off of any rank.!
skcorttocs6 years ago
Great
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