These three techniques have been created through years of practice and should work as long as you do not use them too often! Thanks for viewing my Ins...
This step by step process is a project for school. This project will show three well developed techniques for faking sick. Each technique will first be introduced then explained step by step. Feel free to comment if you use one of these techniques and tell me if it works or not!
Step 1: Technique #1 Stomach Ache & Clammy Hands
A stomach flu with some clammy hands is considered to be one of the easiest and most effective ways to fake sick. The reasons for this are: a stomach ache is very easy to fake, it is a very common symptom, and no parent wants to send their child to school with stomach problems.
Step 2: Step #2 Stomachache
The first step is to fake a stomach ache which is pretty easy. All that it requires is to hold your stomach while you moan and groan a little!
Step 3: Step #1 Clammy Hands
The next step to faking a stomach flu is to make your hands feel sweaty. There are a number of different ways of doing this but the easiest way is to just lick them while you are doubled over with your "stomach pain."
Step 4: Technique #2 Salsa in the Toliet
Warning the upcoming image resembles puke so feel free to look away during slide 6. (Two slides away)
Step 5: Step #1 Preparation
The first step is to take the salsa out of the fridge the night before and hide it somewhere in your bathroom. This way the next morning you will be able to dump the salsa into the toilet without having to perform any suspicious activities to get the salsa. (SLIDE 6 IS NEXT...)
Step 6: Step #2 Call in the parents
For step #2 call your parents into the bathroom while positioning yourself at the base of the toilet giving the illusion that you have just hurled. Make sure they see the salsa filled bowl and then flush before they have time to look closely. (Though I doubt that anyone would want to do that)
Step 7: Technique #3 The fever
This technique is the hardest to execute because it's hard to fool a thermometer. (remember that faking a fever may cause you a visit to the hospital!)