How to get a girl: A guide for geeks like myself.

In this Instructable, you, yes you, will learn the secrets of landing yourself a true girlfreind.This is not a guide only for geeks, but for every guy that can say "Im single" Follow these simple steps, and the REAL ladies will flock to you. errrr hopefully. Read the instructable to find out more.

Step 1 Know yourself

This is actually a VERY important step. seriously. I know it sounds corny and weird.... but trust me its not.

As you can see below, the photos of myself show that I truly am a geek. One of my favorite hobbies is nerf. oh yes. nothing like 2inch foam darts flying at highspeeds.

Anyways, nerfing is NOT the most uh, macho hobby. So how does a total nerd get a totally attractive female life partner?

Before you can hope to get involved with and understand a girl, you must understand yourself. Who are you really? what are your hobbies? your likes? your dislikes? Most important, what are your convictions? You NEVER comprimise your convictions for a girl. EVER.

so, do you feel like you know yourself pretty well?
If you do then we can go on to the next step.

Comments

[freeza36]

nice guitar man. Mexican made or American?

[Dreistein]

bru im also a geek i get sooo nervuse im 14 and i havent eaven kissed a girl!

[11877]

Same here the worst is I live where walking around the block is asking for trouble so I don't even meet girls outside of school

[zglynn]

did this work four yo

[bloke2022]

You may have forgotten one, but you can probably spell "parentheses"

[Cobalt59]

Is Christy your sister? :) :D (trollface)

[Tortus333]

I wouldn't ask to "date" or ask to be their boyfriend or whatever. I think it's better to ask if they'd like to "go on a date" because it's harder to say no to one date than a relationship, and after the date you guys can assess whether you want to become a couple.

[yosaulox]

hahaha is your sister right? hahaha

[cd41]

"They don't usually bite." Well one can only hope eh? lol

[DarkSalt]

Only the twihards my friend, only the twihards.

[Saturn V]

Too true.

[abadfart]

lol they do

[cd41]

:D lol

[Acepilot42]

hmm i have been talking to two girls. on is beautiful, and the other is not so much, but she is not ugly. the beautiful one is actually nice, caring, and generous. she is not a stuck up, rich and popular girl. she is in band and plays clarinet, so she is about four rows in front of me she always laughs and agrees at what i say. like i said, she is nice.
            the other girl sits next to me in band...right next to me. we both play trumpet (i know i said i play  guitar, but that is the instrument i play at home).
i am first chair, and she is second. she sometimes laughs at whay i say, but sometimes she gets mad at me (jokingly though) for example, i had a cold and got over it. the next few days after that, she started to get a soar throat. she said "i think i feel a cold coming on",then looks at me with an evil face.(like i said, Jokingly). she said "if i get a cold, i will beat you in the gead with my trumpet case." i dont really know which one i should go after, i like bothe of them

[shadowyblade]

The second girl you described actually sounds better for a relationship TO ME. However, just go with which ever one you feel like you couldn't live without. Stay friends with the one you didn't choose, though. You never know if the girl you pick first will dump you. Have backups. Just so you know where I am coming from in telling you this, my situation is: I had someone who was a "borderline" girlfriend. That is to say, she for a while acted as if she liked me: writing a song about us (she is musical), going to Prom with me HAPPILY when I asked her, and keeping in constant touch with me. We never said "I love you," or "let's be boyfriend/girlfriend," but we sure acted as if we had. Then about a month later, she chose a boy friend without even telling me. (We go to different schools, so I couldn't tell) I noticed it on her Facebook page, a few days before our next date. At the date, I asked her about it, and she admitted it like it was the best thing that had ever happened to her. Then we broke up without even mentioning the words "break-up," because she cut off all communication with me. I sent her emails: they went unreplied. The few times I managed to get her to pick up the telephone, she kept up the "girlfriend" pretense with me, vaguely suggesting get-togethers that I later found out were never going to happen. Looking back, I wish I had told her I love her, instead of this horrible mess happening. I needed to take the initiative and give her what she so obviously wanted: a declared boyfriend. Learn from my mistakes. (Sorry this reply is so long, I just had to do it justice.)

[TCCOCO]

 just hang out and be nice to both of them and let time tell

[DarkSalt]

Well think about what you truly want in a relationship, then think about what each one offers. Choose the one that will be closer to what you want. Or if she's a commanding type, like my current one, she'll just one day call you her boyfriend and your chance with the other one will be burned. Thank you and have a nice day!

[Acepilot42]

whats up with have a nice day?

[DarkSalt]

I don't know. I just sort of do that.

[Acepilot42]

with the "!" it makes it look like you are angry with the person you are conversing with.

[DarkSalt]

That was kind of random.

[Acepilot42]

not really because it has to do with what we were talking about.

[DarkSalt]

Well actually, we were talking about the "Have a nice day" part. The exclamation point was there to add emphasis to the fact that usually people raise their voices slightly when saying that. Kind of like "Good Bye!" or "Hello!" With that stated, I believe this conversation is over.

[Acepilot42]

yes this conversation is over

[ilpug]

heres a point: when talking with girls, dont talk forever about the same thing, like this conversation.

[Acepilot42]

mhm

[GaryMeow]

Very true step B)

[GaryMeow]

i mean... the points in this step....? the things that r said in this step are true.

[duelist]

i like this girl that ive known since grade 1 and she's a year younger than me i don't know if she's got a boyfriend and i hope not. we've never really gone out anywhere but i think she like's me how do i ask her out without breaking the bond so to speak between us if it doesn't work out?

[merseyless]

go full out rambo and ask her, scary thought right? try meeting her more oftern, just dont go pedo. if your certain that she is a GOOD friend you have nothing to worry about

[ilpug]

if he doesnst know if she has a boyfriend, then he doesent know her well enough.

[duelist]

Well, when u lose contact for like 8 years because she moved to anothere state it doesnt really help, and it doesnt matter anymore, i know that she has a boyfriend now, and we r just friends

[merseyless]

good point

[ilpug]

i like the fact that this ible goes more into the inner "frame of mind" kinda aspect of finding a girl. alot of people dont know who they are. i had that problem. i was a smartass for years, and i was very good at it. but the whole time i thought that it made me look bad with girls. therefore, my smartass-ness suffered. that taught me that there is nothing that looks worse to girls that trying to be a smartass and failing. I stopped trying to limit my smartass-ness. now im alot more liked. go figure. I look like the guy in this ible... with the wig on.

[DarkSalt]

Loving the purple car, man. Purple is the ultimate pwnage!

[dandaman1990]

hey this guide is good but i have already met girl (met girl in a lift lol) asked girl out/ she asked me out thats fairly easy, the hard stage is moving from dates to a proper relationship. Thats where im struggling

[Acepilot42]

wow she is good looking

[Acepilot42]

weasel1999 is right you forgot a parenthesie.
i like playing guitar.
i like punk/rock music, especially the offspring (thats who is in my picture)
i kinda like nerf guns.
i like knex a lot.
we could be friends!

[Acepilot42]

i like nerf too but i dont go all out with it. i have a raider and a recon cs 36

[bertzie]

What if I want them to bite? Side note: Where does one go about meeting girls?