How to get a girlfriend in Middle School

Tired of getting hugs from your parents because your too old? Do you want a girlfriend and are afraid of asking one out because you are scared? I may be able to help you
 
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Step 1First...

First you need to check and see if she is going out with anybody else. If she is then its a no go till she break up with him. Also make sure she likes you, if she looks at you a lot she MAY be interested. Till then don't just go up and ask her out.
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Apr 21, 2009. 12:26 PMun-answered says:
what if you seem to choke in her pressence?!?!?!?!?
Jul 9, 2008. 9:38 PMEddiepers says:
THAT PICTURE IS AMAZING!!
May 16, 2008. 7:28 AMdchall8 says:
As the father of two girls, 13 and 9, I am getting the urge to write an Instructable titled, "How to recognize a jerk and tell him to go away."
Jul 9, 2008. 9:37 PMEddiepers says:
aawww... just go away already
Jul 8, 2008. 2:41 AMjaonontop says:
need a girl
Jun 16, 2008. 6:15 PMIkotoo says:
jerk move.
Jun 7, 2008. 2:01 AMA good name says:
:) agreed... You have to understand in middle school this is actually how it ends up happening, but this was a terribly written article... still, I doubt a 9 year old will need dating advice JUST yet... but if one's thirteen, I'd start getting the shotgun and the cleaner kit out :)
May 30, 2008. 8:00 PMdata23 says:
That is really good for you!
I agree this does sound very jerkish(jerkish=word?)
I know that if i was a girl and someone just walked up and asked like that i wouldn't even answer. do ask to specificaly "go out", just ask if she wants to go to something less akward like a movie. And when girls see you nervous around them it brings you down to earth and more reachable.
More power to ya.
May 17, 2008. 2:08 PMLabot2001 says:
LOL! I'll be looking forward to that one!
May 17, 2008. 10:35 AMwyvren cow says:
HAHA dude you rock!
May 16, 2008. 12:14 PMbobbyk881 says:
Thats a great idea! That would be so cool, I hate those boys that act like A**es to get girls, its so frustrating. I help out those girls that are going out with those a**es.
Jun 22, 2008. 8:00 AMReiben says:
cant do this at my school all girls r tomboys or chavs lol
Jun 6, 2008. 7:00 PMwilliamand says:
see if she wants to get it on gigity.
Jun 5, 2008. 4:42 PMhalse says:
Does this really work?
May 22, 2008. 1:22 PMFlie-Ing GOOse says:
looking at this, u have either never had a girlfriend, or only been out with total loosers.
May 16, 2008. 5:45 PMKingColeman says:
First off I'd like to say for you readers, check out my "ORIGINAL" version on how to get a girlfriend,(it's the one with the picture of a girl in a light blue shirt,...MY GIRLFRIEND LOL) anyhow it's comprehensive and a simple read, Hellpilot did a very good job considering his audience, good job dude, my middle school years were not so great!
May 15, 2008. 7:43 PMCameronSS says:
I don't think that the first picture is actually of a middle school student.
May 16, 2008. 9:14 AMWolfsire says:
I just googled it. It is hard to belive that she is 50, though in this pic, she looks a little older. http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20050863,00.html
May 16, 2008. 7:57 AMmrmath says:
I'm hoping it's not :)
May 15, 2008. 9:55 PMrainbowsocks says:
LAWL.
May 15, 2008. 7:13 PMxrobevansx says:
Your title may attract some weirdos...just sayin'. Ever see "To Catch a Predator" on Dateline on NBC?
May 16, 2008. 6:35 AMPKM says:
"How to get a girlfriend in middle school if you are also in middle school so there is not an inappropriate age gap"...?

Remember kids, lower standard creepiness limit is (0.5A + 7) years where A is your age in years.
May 16, 2008. 7:56 AMmrmath says:
That means no dating until 14. If your age is the older age, we can call that Ao. If the youngest age of someone you can date is the target date, we can call that Ay. Putting that in terms of your equation

Ay=(0.5Ao+7)
Ay-7=0.5Ao
(Ay-7)*2=Ao

That means that the youngest person you can date is (0.5A+7), and the oldest person you can date is (A-7)*2.

The first place where the youngest person is actually the same age, or younger than the oldest person, is 14 years old.

I finally have MATHEMATICAL proof that my daughter won't be allowed to date until at LEAST 14!
May 17, 2008. 2:10 PMLabot2001 says:
I finally have MATHEMATICAL proof that my daughter won't be allowed to date until at LEAST 14!

LOL!

May 17, 2008. 3:10 PMPKM says:
Interesting... It is true, the dating age window tends to an unreasonably short period (if your 14th birthday was a month ago, you can technically only date someone born within a few weeks of you) but I admit I hadn't thought about the max age/min age reversal at ages under 14, though. Also remember there's up to a year's aliasing error, because someone a day from their 15th birthday is still "14 years old", but as with so many things it's really more like... guidelines.
May 15, 2008. 8:21 PMTool Using Animal says:
Step one I don't understand, I run into that problem with my friends, they'll be like "Man that chick in thermo is cute" and I'll say, "so go freakin' talk to her" and they'll say "Na, I think she has a boyfriend". SO What? relationships aren't ownership.
May 16, 2008. 9:11 AMWolfsire says:
I think it was on a episode of Seinfeld, maybe Friends, I don't know but there was this guy would get into friendly arguments with girls, then bet them that he was right and they were wrong. The stakes were a dinner and of course he knew he was wrong. I though that was such a funny sneaky way to get a date.
May 15, 2008. 7:30 PMkillerjackalope says:
Meh not my style of going about it, probably works for some though...
May 16, 2008. 1:41 AMmicroman171 says:
Yeah I have a different method as well. But the majority of mi friends are girls... lol.
May 16, 2008. 5:24 AMkillerjackalope says:
Well then I know where you're coming from, only I don't have a method, just got my way of doing things...
May 16, 2008. 3:58 AMdsman195276 says:
lol, "method" >.<
May 16, 2008. 5:25 AMkillerjackalope says:
Method... Not the greatest word to describe Dsman's works, he doesn't use a method he uses a god, occasionally a false idol...
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