Instructables

How to get fat

Are you tired of being fit? Do you want to be like Bob or Ted? Maybe even like Sam? We all want to be like Sam. Don't worry you have come to the right place!
 
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Step 1: Eating

Eat what ever you want when ever you want. Make sure to eat at least 5,000 calories a day.

Step 3: Ya your fat!!!

High five!! Wait your to fat to give me a high five because you cant lift your arm!
Lftndbt5 years ago
Well, that was... uneventful. I am a naturally skinny person. I can eat what ever I want. I want to bulk up and gain fat. I was hoping this I'ble would be on doing just that. Sad really...
me too, it's called a fast metabolism.!
bowmaster (author)  spock1555 years ago
Eat more, move around less. I would recommend getting 5 dozen donuts, going to the sofa, and then trying to eat them before 10 minutes has passed. Then wash it down with a 2 liter bottle of soda.
Ummm., if you're skinny, how are you supposed to eat 60 donuts in 10 minutes and then chug a 2 liter bottle of soda? thats eating 6 donuts a minute; pretty fattening, but very hard. (also known as 1 donut per 10 seconds)
bowmaster (author)  zascecs5 years ago
Practice makes prefect.
by then, you wont be skinny anymore...
bowmaster (author)  zascecs3 years ago
Oh, put gravy on everything. EVERYTHING!!!! And fry it. Take a stick of butter, fry it, and then cover it with gravy.
bowmaster (author)  zascecs4 years ago
TRY to eat them that fast.
exactly...
put them in a blender and make a shake of them using the soda instead of milk.
a very BIG blender...
bobt4 spock1554 years ago
me 2 and hi bow master
zascecs Lftndbt4 years ago
eat pure fat!!!
ditto . . .I probably have one of the worst diets and I never see any change . . .*ducks and glances around for flying objects* perhaps we ought to be careful :P
If you really want to gain weight, eat only once a day. I know it sounds shocking, but when your body gets used to eating only one meal a day, it figures "Okay, so I've got 24 hours to burn x-amount of calories" and thus stores the calories as fat more and thus you have less energy to move around, making you even fatter. The real kicker, though, is to eat everything you can stomach with gravy. Sure, you can snack, but only one big meal per day.
snacking would be like a couple more meals...
No, snacking is snacking. A box of cookies does not a "couple more meals" make.
First of all, once you would start snacking, well, it's kind of hard to resist not to  snack even more, so once you would eat a box of cookies, you'd probably go get some more....

Anyways, wouldn't a whole box of cookies still be a lot? I don't think that it's just considered as a snack, unless it would be someone who eats a lot's opinion...
bowmaster (author)  zascecs3 years ago
Just graze slowly all day.
mrelement3 years ago
sam is a playa
bowmaster (author)  mrelement3 years ago
Yeah, probably.
temp5 years ago
"I BEAT ANOREXIA"
lol=)
mrelement temp3 years ago
ikr?
happyjo3 years ago
lovely. very... fat
What about a reverse liposuction? Might not be safe...or would it be a medical breakthrough? It'd be quick, that's for sure. :)

I think fatness comes without effort, mainly dependent on genes (motabilism and all that). You might want to include a disclaimer with the health problems associated with being overweight.
bounty10125 years ago

lolz
I love this song!
=)
youre like the only other person that likes weird al >.>
I enjoy watching Weird Al videos.
i like weird al
Welcome to the club. :D
bowmaster (author)  bounty10124 years ago
This is a parody of Michael Jackson's "Bad". Both are good songs.
yeah.
we're the awsomely awsome club!!!
teh bestest.
wierd al is the best
zascecs zascecs4 years ago
lol