Are you tired of being fit? Do you want to be like Bob or Ted? Maybe even like Sam? We all want to be like Sam. Don't worry you have come to the right place!
Step 1: Eating
Eat what ever you want when ever you want. Make sure to eat at least 5,000 calories a day.
Step 2: On Your Butt
Sit on your butt all day.
Step 3: Ya Your Fat!!!
High five!! Wait your to fat to give me a high five because you cant lift your arm!