How to get some revenge on the credit companies

Step 8 Seal Envelopes.

Lick 'em and seal 'em. Lick 'em and seal 'em. Lick 'em and seal 'em. I just like saying "lick 'em". They are now ready to be dropped in the mailbox and sent back to a mail room full of people who are not expecting to have to sort through confetti.

Comments

[x1987x]

melted pennies are both fun and add to envelope weight

[darthneo]

Melting pennies I believe is illegal...

[callmeshane]

dirt is cheaper than pennies.... ONE bucketfull goes a LONG way......

[x1987x]

but I dont want to lick the seal after dirt's on it.

[RedFlash]

Glue or tape it

[Very Keri]

lol!

You can go here and reduce some of your junk mail: https://www.optoutprescreen.com/?rf=t

Also, you can go to http://www.catalogchoice.org/ to opt out of all those darn shopping catalogs you get in the mail.

Every stinking time I order something from a new company online, they send me their dumb catalogs in the mail. I seriously can't figure that one out. Obviously if I can shop at their website, I don't need their stupid inventory in paper form in my mail box!

I don't know how to opt out of those credit card offers, if anyone has a handy phone number or website, that would be great.

[denishka2]

Now that they have changed the postage rates, and charge by size instead of by weight, you could really get them by making the envelope so thick that it would make the postage even higher. Maybe you should leave your name on it so that they know not to send you anymore. :-)

[carbon16]

Whoa, why limit yourself to enclosing paper? Sheet metal, washers, and other heavy metallic things work wonders for increasing postage.