Introduction: How to Hack Into Any Computer

Step 1: What You Need

all you need is a machete and a computer.

Step 2: Start Hacking

Start hacking away at the computer with the machete.

Step 3: Done.

You have now hacked into the computer.

Comments

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muktard10 (author)2017-08-12

is not this type of hack am talking of

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GoWolves11 (author)2017-06-08

"Thanks"

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Davidr56 (author)2017-04-02

Wow! thx! that was awesome!!

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maxkapow (author)2016-11-18

Ooookay, yeah, that's kinda not what I meant by hack...

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TheGhostShadow (author)2014-05-11

sooo where to we get this machete "program"? i checked my local hardware store they dont sell them here in australia

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lumber yard? Maybe camping supply store? Or just order them online at Amazon.com the one in the pic looks just like the arm surplus one I bought when I was 10 years old. I cracked the handle so made new scales for it with a layer of white nylon 1/16" thick followed by brown micarta and used solid aluminum rod to rivet it together in shop class at school. That was 45 years ago and it still hacks stuff quite well. Just need to sharpen from time to time. Though I've never tried it on a computer. Have to put that on my bucket list.

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Try the international machete store on mars.

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Skon Of Vulcan (author)2016-10-19

this is the best instructable I've read in a while! Short, to the point and attacks the problem edge on with force!!!

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Skon Of Vulcan (author)2016-10-19

help! I did this at <redacted>, the NSA's data farm in <redacted> Utah and the are holding me in a cell I think below ground. Not sure but it may be their facility at < double redacted >. Please contact my lawyer < redacted >. He will know what to do. Tell him I said to release those files I have about the NSA. They should be in a folder labeled << your dam sure we're going to redact this>> rolled up in a Pringles can sitting right behind the <redacted>.

Signed,

<<the redacted>>

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jameso111 (author)2016-07-14

hahahaha well played

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AidenG1 made it! (author)2016-05-07

I MADE IT

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Tanmay Jana (author)2016-05-05

good

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Dev96aries (author)2016-03-08

nice going dude

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bhavesh mulam (author)2016-02-29

hahaha

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05xav08ierm15 (author)2016-02-16

omg :P

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jonathan_sontousidad (author)2016-02-11

hahahaha . . . :D

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sosc_tech (author)2016-02-11

well played

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KyawJoker (author)2016-02-10

Woo that good!

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VIXON_anachuna (author)2016-02-08

haha, very funny

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ArnavV2 (author)2016-01-16

Amazing joke! LOL!!!

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natasyajusoh (author)2016-01-15

hahahhahahhaal lol .

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ReturnChenYC (author)2015-12-19

hahaha

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isbeLFrancis (author)2015-12-10

hahaha, not physically meant software boy!

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mefamos (author)2015-11-11

well done

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Elliotbarbo (author)2015-11-09

That's bad

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Sourajeet Majumder (author)2015-10-10

how to hack a computer in windows 7

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LailaS3 (author)2015-09-24

hahahahahah :3

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5784codyclark (author)2015-08-30

lolololol

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Raul Dasdol (author)2015-07-08

i am the best hacker because i made it by 29kg iron

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nkz75 (author)2015-03-30

A 10 pound hammer will be faster but it a kind of brute force attack!!

LOOOL

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JovanniM (author)nkz752015-06-28

LOL!!!!!

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sukiwayne1 (author)2015-02-04

this is crazy tutorial... Loool. :v

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joemannn69 (author)2015-01-25

Are you part of anonymous?

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catlily (author)2014-07-04

HA!

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rhinogates (author)2014-05-13

The one thing that actually works on computers...

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rhinogates (author)2014-05-13

Well then...

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workmank (author)2014-05-06

this will even work with a mac or linux box lol

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Victor805 (author)2014-04-25

Will it work on windows 8?

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patbking (author)Victor8052014-04-28

i think so it worked on mine

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alexyohannansunny (author)2014-04-25

oho. nice...

Any another ideas. share it

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alexyohannansunny (author)2014-04-25

oho. nice...

Any another ideas. share it

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catlily (author)2014-04-23

(:|

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catlily (author)2014-04-22

Ha ha it's sooooo funny!

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Reichenstein7 (author)2014-03-03

Fantastic! I use a similar method to destroy old hard drives with an axe =)

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Tex Arcana (author)2014-02-14

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Animal fan (author)2014-01-20

Why do you care that my cats favourite drink is not a instructable

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catlily (author)2014-01-20

That was funny

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Kmeemaster (author)2013-12-04

*mind has been blown*

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asnidhin (author)2012-03-07

thendi...........

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rexxxdavid (author)asnidhin2013-08-25

veendum malayaaliyo???