Introduction: How to Hack Into Any Computer

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Step 1: What You Need

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all you need is a machete and a computer.

Step 2: Start Hacking

Start hacking away at the computer with the machete.

Step 3: Done.

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You have now hacked into the computer.


muktard10 (author)2017-08-12

is not this type of hack am talking of

GoWolves11 (author)2017-06-08


Davidr56 (author)2017-04-02

Wow! thx! that was awesome!!

maxkapow (author)2016-11-18

Ooookay, yeah, that's kinda not what I meant by hack...

TheGhostShadow (author)2014-05-11

sooo where to we get this machete "program"? i checked my local hardware store they dont sell them here in australia

lumber yard? Maybe camping supply store? Or just order them online at the one in the pic looks just like the arm surplus one I bought when I was 10 years old. I cracked the handle so made new scales for it with a layer of white nylon 1/16" thick followed by brown micarta and used solid aluminum rod to rivet it together in shop class at school. That was 45 years ago and it still hacks stuff quite well. Just need to sharpen from time to time. Though I've never tried it on a computer. Have to put that on my bucket list.

Try the international machete store on mars.

Skon Of Vulcan (author)2016-10-19

this is the best instructable I've read in a while! Short, to the point and attacks the problem edge on with force!!!

Skon Of Vulcan (author)2016-10-19

help! I did this at <redacted>, the NSA's data farm in <redacted> Utah and the are holding me in a cell I think below ground. Not sure but it may be their facility at < double redacted >. Please contact my lawyer < redacted >. He will know what to do. Tell him I said to release those files I have about the NSA. They should be in a folder labeled << your dam sure we're going to redact this>> rolled up in a Pringles can sitting right behind the <redacted>.


<<the redacted>>

jameso111 (author)2016-07-14

hahahaha well played

AidenG1 made it! (author)2016-05-07


Tanmay Jana (author)2016-05-05


Dev96aries (author)2016-03-08

nice going dude

bhavesh mulam (author)2016-02-29


05xav08ierm15 (author)2016-02-16

omg :P

jonathan_sontousidad (author)2016-02-11

hahahaha . . . :D

sosc_tech (author)2016-02-11

well played

KyawJoker (author)2016-02-10

Woo that good!

VIXON_anachuna (author)2016-02-08

haha, very funny

ArnavV2 (author)2016-01-16

Amazing joke! LOL!!!

natasyajusoh (author)2016-01-15

hahahhahahhaal lol .

ReturnChenYC (author)2015-12-19


isbeLFrancis (author)2015-12-10

hahaha, not physically meant software boy!

mefamos (author)2015-11-11

well done

Elliotbarbo (author)2015-11-09

That's bad

Sourajeet Majumder (author)2015-10-10

how to hack a computer in windows 7

LailaS3 (author)2015-09-24

hahahahahah :3

5784codyclark (author)2015-08-30


Raul Dasdol (author)2015-07-08

i am the best hacker because i made it by 29kg iron

nkz75 (author)2015-03-30

A 10 pound hammer will be faster but it a kind of brute force attack!!


moscaj (author)nkz752015-06-28


sukiwayne1 (author)2015-02-04

this is crazy tutorial... Loool. :v

joemannn69 (author)2015-01-25

Are you part of anonymous?

catlily (author)2014-07-04


rhinogates (author)2014-05-13

The one thing that actually works on computers...

rhinogates (author)2014-05-13

Well then...

workmank (author)2014-05-06

this will even work with a mac or linux box lol

Victor805 (author)2014-04-25

Will it work on windows 8?

patbking (author)Victor8052014-04-28

i think so it worked on mine

alexyohannansunny (author)2014-04-25

oho. nice...

Any another ideas. share it

alexyohannansunny (author)2014-04-25

oho. nice...

Any another ideas. share it

catlily (author)2014-04-23


catlily (author)2014-04-22

Ha ha it's sooooo funny!

Reichenstein7 (author)2014-03-03

Fantastic! I use a similar method to destroy old hard drives with an axe =)

Tex Arcana (author)2014-02-14


Animal fan (author)2014-01-20

Why do you care that my cats favourite drink is not a instructable

catlily (author)2014-01-20

That was funny

Kmeemaster (author)2013-12-04

*mind has been blown*

asnidhin (author)2012-03-07


rexxxdavid (author)asnidhin2013-08-25

veendum malayaaliyo???

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