Introduction: How to Hack Into Any Computer

Step 1: What You Need

all you need is a machete and a computer.

Step 2: Start Hacking

Start hacking away at the computer with the machete.

Step 3: Done.

You have now hacked into the computer.

Comments

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GoWolves11 made it!(author)2017-06-08

"Thanks"

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Davidr56 made it!(author)2017-04-02

Wow! thx! that was awesome!!

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maxkapow made it!(author)2016-11-18

Ooookay, yeah, that's kinda not what I meant by hack...

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TheGhostShadow made it!(author)2014-05-11

sooo where to we get this machete "program"? i checked my local hardware store they dont sell them here in australia

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Skon+Of+Vulcan made it!(author)2016-10-19

lumber yard? Maybe camping supply store? Or just order them online at Amazon.com the one in the pic looks just like the arm surplus one I bought when I was 10 years old. I cracked the handle so made new scales for it with a layer of white nylon 1/16" thick followed by brown micarta and used solid aluminum rod to rivet it together in shop class at school. That was 45 years ago and it still hacks stuff quite well. Just need to sharpen from time to time. Though I've never tried it on a computer. Have to put that on my bucket list.

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rhinogates made it!(author)2014-05-13

Try the international machete store on mars.

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Skon+Of+Vulcan made it!(author)2016-10-19

this is the best instructable I've read in a while! Short, to the point and attacks the problem edge on with force!!!

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Skon+Of+Vulcan made it!(author)2016-10-19

help! I did this at <redacted>, the NSA's data farm in <redacted> Utah and the are holding me in a cell I think below ground. Not sure but it may be their facility at < double redacted >. Please contact my lawyer < redacted >. He will know what to do. Tell him I said to release those files I have about the NSA. They should be in a folder labeled << your dam sure we're going to redact this>> rolled up in a Pringles can sitting right behind the <redacted>.

Signed,

<<the redacted>>

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jameso111 made it!(author)2016-07-14

hahahaha well played

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AidenG1 made it!(author)2016-05-07

I MADE IT

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Tanmay+Jana made it!(author)2016-05-05

good

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Dev96aries made it!(author)2016-03-08

nice going dude

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bhavesh+mulam made it!(author)2016-02-29

hahaha

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05xav08ierm15 made it!(author)2016-02-16

omg :P

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jonathan_sontousidad made it!(author)2016-02-11

hahahaha . . . :D

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sosc_tech made it!(author)2016-02-11

well played

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KyawJoker made it!(author)2016-02-10

Woo that good!

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VIXON_anachuna made it!(author)2016-02-08

haha, very funny

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ArnavV2 made it!(author)2016-01-16

Amazing joke! LOL!!!

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natasyajusoh made it!(author)2016-01-15

hahahhahahhaal lol .

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ReturnChenYC made it!(author)2015-12-19

hahaha

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isbeLFrancis made it!(author)2015-12-10

hahaha, not physically meant software boy!

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mefamos made it!(author)2015-11-11

well done

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Elliotbarbo made it!(author)2015-11-09

That's bad

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Sourajeet+Majumder made it!(author)2015-10-10

how to hack a computer in windows 7

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LailaS3 made it!(author)2015-09-24

hahahahahah :3

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5784codyclark made it!(author)2015-08-30

lolololol

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Raul+Dasdol made it!(author)2015-07-08

i am the best hacker because i made it by 29kg iron

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nkz75 made it!(author)2015-03-30

A 10 pound hammer will be faster but it a kind of brute force attack!!

LOOOL

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JovanniM made it!(author)2015-06-28

LOL!!!!!

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sukiwayne1 made it!(author)2015-02-04

this is crazy tutorial... Loool. :v

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joemannn69 made it!(author)2015-01-25

Are you part of anonymous?

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catlily made it!(author)2014-07-04

HA!

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rhinogates made it!(author)2014-05-13

The one thing that actually works on computers...

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rhinogates made it!(author)2014-05-13

Well then...

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workmank made it!(author)2014-05-06

this will even work with a mac or linux box lol

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Victor805 made it!(author)2014-04-25

Will it work on windows 8?

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patbking made it!(author)2014-04-28

i think so it worked on mine

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alexyohannansunny made it!(author)2014-04-25

oho. nice...

Any another ideas. share it

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alexyohannansunny made it!(author)2014-04-25

oho. nice...

Any another ideas. share it

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catlily made it!(author)2014-04-23

(:|

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catlily made it!(author)2014-04-22

Ha ha it's sooooo funny!

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Reichenstein7 made it!(author)2014-03-03

Fantastic! I use a similar method to destroy old hard drives with an axe =)

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Tex+Arcana made it!(author)2014-02-14

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Animal+fan made it!(author)2014-01-20

Why do you care that my cats favourite drink is not a instructable

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catlily made it!(author)2014-01-20

That was funny

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Kmeemaster made it!(author)2013-12-04

*mind has been blown*

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asnidhin made it!(author)2012-03-07

thendi...........

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rexxxdavid made it!(author)2013-08-25

veendum malayaaliyo???

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rexxxdavid made it!(author)2013-08-25

kalakki macha...