How to keep your bike from being stolen

 by Fuzz2050
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You've just spend a lot of money on a new bike, or you feel rather sentimentally attached to your old beater, either way you want to do everything you can to keep in in your possession.

Just a note, this won't work in an extremely high crime area, if you live in a place where people are willing to strip the parts off your bike, don't let it out of your sight. If your lucky enough to live in a city where you can just leave your bike unlocked, then you probably live in a city with more cows than people. For those moderate crime areas, this should work.

There seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding here. People keep on recommending better locks under the assumption that they are harder to break. Any lock can be broken, but if the thief has the time to take a car jack out and spend the ten minutes prying it open, its your fault for leaving your bike there.

People also suggest doing things like rounding off all the screws on your bike, or filling them with epoxy. Good idea until it breaks and you can't remove it.

The safest place for your bike is under your legs, short of that, by your side. At least within your sight. Locks, no matter how nice, will only help so much.
 
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Step 1: Evaluate your bike

This is hard, take a step back and forget how much you love that hunk of steel or aluminum, and try to actually evaluate its worth.
Some hints:
If its not made out of steel or aluminum, its likely worth a lot.
triple butted anything, expensive
Carbon fiber anything, expensive
If it even thinks words like 'Campy' or Dura-Ace, its worth a lot.
Anything handmade (you don't count)

If your bike really is worth that much, and not just to you, the best and only way to ensure it doesn't get stolen is to never let it out of your site. Take it into your house with you at night and keep it next to your bed.
Otherwise you will probably be fine leaving it outside overnight.
Then again, if you couldn't bear to part with it, inside is always best.
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hollowmike says: Mar 3, 2013. 9:56 AM
i laughed so hard with this xD very helpfull though
the.goat says: Jan 30, 2013. 11:52 AM
The bikes with a cable through the frame and wheel is a deterrent. They're there only to stop joy riders. In my home town a bike is less likey to be stolen for it's parts (high end cycles excluded) then taken to ride and ditch. It's important to know what type of thieves are in your area; Boise, Idaho has joyriders while Eugene, Oregon has big dollar chop shops.
lrohret says: Dec 27, 2012. 6:35 AM
LOL This instructable was worth reading just for the hilarious writing! Keep it up!
The Old Fart says: Dec 18, 2012. 6:10 PM
This is a very good stuctable and one that is needed very much. I thank you for posting it.

I make custom bikes and I use hardened steel rods for trikes and I also use a 7 foot logging chain to go threw all tires and frame and around a light post. I use a stainless steel abus discus lock with S. Steel inserts that can not be drilled with basic bits.

I avoid solid locks like brass that have a plate on he side that with a light tap of a screw driver will expose the pins that can then be dumped out. Some big solid looking ones have a plate holding the locking mechanism in place, A small file notching the rivet and it can be unscrewed with a screwdriver dumping out he goods and then opened. I can brake a master combination lock open in less than 30 seconds with a fork. Two large screwdrivers put threw a shackle can open almost any lock faster than if you had the key. Most lock have a hardened shackle but the locking pin that holds it is aluminum or zink and takes nothing to brake. I have tools that can open just about any lock you can think of. A big U-lock can be opened in about 45 seconds. the way that I lock up my bikes can be broken in about an hour or maybe 30 minutes if you were me. Remember this: LOCKS ONLY KEEP HONEST PEOPLE HONEST. Your job is to slow them down or have them move onto anothers bike that the owner just doesn't care about. If you spend $1000.00 or more on a bike and buy the cheapest lock then you are STUPID.People put money in banks to keep it safe. Spending around $50 and you may just be able to find your bike when you get back.
If your bike oes get pinched then there is a way that you could get it back. Go buy yourself a Low-Jack for your bike. Some pet stores sell a GPS device that attaches to your dogs coller and it's battery will last for 72 hours when charged. Buy this then change the battery so that it will last all year long then intall in th frame while using the fram8e as the antenia. get online with the collers supplied website and go film the Police aresting them then post on you tube.
soy_bean says: Dec 16, 2012. 6:03 PM
Is that UCDavis?
SeanPatrick says: Jun 21, 2010. 11:34 AM
You've got it all wrong! That person was just using that bike to keep someone from stealing their U-lock
Kemerd in reply to SeanPatrickDec 16, 2012. 3:36 PM
Finally, someone who understands me!
Hazzard2theworld911 says: Aug 12, 2012. 4:46 PM
I love in Lowell, MA, and here we have one of the highest bike theft rates in the US. I once watched my Huffy Lifestyler get stolen, followed the guy to his house, and then I stole it back.
I have a new bike now [worth more than i care to say] and i Installed a Lojack system in the 'Gas Tank' on the top tube. I'll know where it is [within 3 feet of it's location] in 5 minutes. Can't beat that.
ReddWolf says: Aug 13, 2009. 5:19 PM
This step is not very helpful since I am a small, short girl... I don't think I would be much of a threat deterrant. Now my 75 lb German Shepherd may be...
EvilDefman in reply to ReddWolfJul 22, 2012. 1:52 AM
LOL... Inspector Rex to the rescue!!! LOL
bendog38 in reply to ReddWolfMar 16, 2010. 11:10 AM
 a german shepard will make ANY criminal run for their LIFE
batvans46 in reply to bendog38Sep 10, 2011. 4:58 AM
just lock that puppy up with your bike ;)

my rottweiler is well enough trained that if i lock his chain to my bike and tell him to sit, he wont do a damned thing till i get back. that is, of course, unless someone causes any movement to his chain...

havent needed to search for a bike rack in 5 years. best theft deterrent EVAR
bendog38 in reply to batvans46Apr 24, 2012. 6:39 PM
That's just plain awesome. If my Aussie were that well trained, he might do just as well. But a Rottweiler?! It can't be overkill if it is that successful!

Bendog38
batvans46 in reply to bendog38Apr 27, 2012. 12:42 AM
he isnt particularly well trained, he just knows how to guard my bike lol. hes a smart dog, he knows i love my bike and that im not as fast as he is without it. i just trained him with a bone locking him up outside my house with my bike every couple of days for an hour at a time.
ReddWolf in reply to batvans46Jan 16, 2012. 9:28 PM
Yeah unfortunately my bike was stolen with the K9 Cruiser dog attachment on it (for the dog to run with the bike while you ride.) It was in my backyard locked up but unfortunately above mentioned German Shepherd was not in the yard when this happened, and I was not in the state.
batvans46 in reply to ReddWolfJan 17, 2012. 2:23 PM
frank castle just runs right next to me (yes thats who i named him after lol). sorry for your loss :(
robbied says: Apr 21, 2012. 5:21 PM
you could also carry a small length of rope. If you lock your bike using a U-lock and cable lock, then tie the whole lot together with a piece of rope, that would make it way more annoying for a thief to try and get around. I'm not sure bolt cutters would cut through rope.
pyro=fire says: Apr 18, 2012. 6:25 PM
Where would won lock his bike here because it doesnt look like any other lock can reach
countrygiri says: Feb 2, 2012. 9:20 PM
I wouldn't actually advise u-locks- I myself know how to break them open. A really strong,well placed stomp normally does the trick.

Then again-you get what to pay for. If you have a really good u-lock,chances are it'll be ok.
Napole says: Jul 10, 2010. 6:40 PM
Two words of wisdom: Presa Canario.
jarrelb in reply to NapoleFeb 2, 2012. 4:49 PM
i actually had to google Presa Canario. and i agree.
MrHacks says: Aug 27, 2011. 12:40 PM
I've been following such security measure even before I read this article. My problem is my town lacks places to hook a bike up while I'm in a store. (My U-Lock can't reach around certain things whenever a bike rack isn't around.)

Since I live just outside of town, how do I get the folks in the city to listen to someone living just outside of city limits to get more bike racks?
batvans46 in reply to MrHacksJan 17, 2012. 2:26 PM
buy a cheap 20$ bike off craigslist, plant it, "steal" it. complain, repaint it, repeat.
cry_wolf says: Jun 11, 2008. 3:52 PM
Buddy i stumbled upon this picture and im wondering, if this secure enough? :D
U-Lock Madness
mickryobe in reply to cry_wolfJan 15, 2012. 5:18 AM
Wow!
He stole the bike, the locks and the bike stand.
A truly ambitious bikenapper.
Derin in reply to cry_wolfJul 17, 2008. 12:29 PM
LOL U CANT SEE THE BIKE ITSELF>:D NOW THAT IS Overkill.
cry_wolf in reply to DerinJul 17, 2008. 2:06 PM
The best part is, that none of the U-Locks are attached to the rail, however one U-Lock is attached to the rail by a pull-tie. LOL
NuclearDog in reply to cry_wolfJul 24, 2008. 6:07 PM
Yeah, only one is attached, but surely no one will be riding that away. Those wheels aren't turning!
bad ass pope in reply to NuclearDogMar 8, 2010. 8:24 PM
And it's got flat tires.
Richie15 in reply to NuclearDogOct 4, 2009. 2:09 PM
But you could pop that attaced one, throw it in the back of a van and drive off somewhere you'd have time to work on the rest. But of course you or I would never do that... ;)
Fuzz2050 (author) in reply to NuclearDogJul 25, 2008. 8:51 AM
What's really ironic, under all those locks, it's a huffy
I smell bacon in reply to Fuzz2050Dec 10, 2008. 10:48 PM
lol
cry_wolf in reply to Fuzz2050Jul 25, 2008. 10:12 AM
Haha true.
Derin in reply to cry_wolfJul 20, 2008. 7:51 AM
I saw that!it is pretty epic,but you would have to spend your week there 24/7 to get that bike
Gamernotnerd in reply to DerinFeb 3, 2009. 2:43 PM
I am pretty sure all of those locks cost more than the bike itself.
langston p. landman says: Jan 5, 2012. 7:22 PM
I wouldn't just have "U" locks on a bike to lock just a wheel and frame, but have a 6' cable and a good meddle resistance lock to lock the frame and both wheels as well as keeping the bike in my site. The wheels can also be as expensive as well as the bike, especially if the bike is a expensive one. The pad lock I would use is the one that has no screws nor reverts or shows anything that is holding the lock together and an key hole that is difficult to pick.
thehumble1 says: Jun 17, 2008. 1:04 PM
that's actually a pretty nice setup. alum rims, single speed, nice canti brakes, good straight bars and probably a deceptively great frame under that paint camo. I'd kinda like to take it for a ride.
kjones5 in reply to thehumble1Jul 7, 2011. 6:11 PM
Looks like a Nishiki. My wife has one very similar. A few minor changes to the frame and, of course, she still has the 21 speeds. The grips are the same as the ones we took off her bike.

She's getting into sprint triathalons. She needed a road bike as the mountain bike simply put her at a huge disadvantage. She found her Nishiki and was immediately a lot faster. She had the tires swapped out for true road tires and gained even more speed. It's pretty fast for what it is. She's still building skill and power, so it's plenty of bike for her right now. In fact, she's beating a lot of folks, in all age groups, with bikes priced in the multi-thousand dollar range. Next step is to add tri-bars.
frisbeechamp1983 says: May 26, 2011. 5:57 PM
Hey,I just wanted to put out there, that this article is good at the first, until all the stuff about how not to lock up a bike, It's just a little too much. I mean, It's a good idea to lock up your bike, but unless you live in a really bad area, and I mean BAD, there is no need to take off the front wheel, and use four different locks, where I live, which is like a suburban area, my bike wont get stolen just because I didn't lock the front wheel, and my crankshaft. I mean, who would want to just take the front wheel on my bike, I can always get a replacement, no big harm, it's not like I didn't lock up my bike at all. so to whoever feels like they need to lock up their bike, but does not want to go out of there way, just lock the frame, and run the cable lock through your front wheel as wheel, problem solved. it takes less than thirty seconds. thanks
jimboburgess says: May 9, 2011. 10:32 AM
I don't know how many times walking back drunk at night i've longed for a bike to ride. If it's not locked up there is no problem if I borrow it, you just got to come pick it up outside of my place.
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