How to keep your bike from being stolen

Step 7 Do not do this

No matter how good of a unicyclist you are you want to lock the bike, not just the wheel. If only the front wheel is locked, all you have to do is flip the quick release and take the frame, if you really want it that badly.

Comments

[pyro=fire]

Where would won lock his bike here because it doesnt look like any other lock can reach

[nomadiq]

This is pretty daft. It's not hard for a would-be thief to pretend to look for his keys, swear loudly, "where are my #$%^&* keys?" look around in fake despair and just lift up the bike and walk off.

[zogworth]

this bike doesn't have quick release, though a small adjustable spanner will do just as well.