Introduction: How to Look Like a Hacker (not Actual Hacking)

Rules - you can only change the ___ parts otherwise it wont work
Commands:

@echo off - looks better
echo ____ - how to communicate through your batch file
pause - stops movement and asks user to press any key to continue
cls - clears the screen
tree - looks hackerish
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul - delay between revealing echo's

set /p question=_________?: - sets an answerable question. EG: do you want to hack?
if %question%==___ goto :_ - this is how you answer your question. EG: if %question%==yes goto :A
:_ - this is how you control different outcomes. EG:  :a

Color:
Letter - Text
Number - Background

0 - Balck
1 - Blue
2 - Green
3 - Aqua
4 - Red
5 - Purple
6 - Yellow
7 - White
8 - Grey
9 - Light Blue

A - Light Green
B - Light Blue
C - Light Red
D - Light Purple
E - Light Yellow
F - Bright white

Usage: color 0a

Step 1: Method

1. Open a text document - Not Microsoft word
2. begin your code with:
@echo off
color ___
3. add any commands you want
4. when saving your file, always save it as a .bat. Meaning to add the file extension .bat after the name of the file
5. Open it up. i am telling you now, it wont work perfectly the first time so keep editing until you have it at where you want

Step 2: My Code

@echo off
color 0a

set /p question=Would you like to hack?:

if %question%==yes goto yes1
if %question%==no goto e

:e
exit

:no
cls
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Harddrive Disengaged
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
goto e

:yes1
cls
echo Destination harddrive located
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo pinging localhost network...
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo responce found in 33...
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo locating System Intel...
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Extracting files...
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Locating Storage database
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Database found
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Extracting files...

Set /p question=Retrieve Passwords?:

if %question%== yes goto yes2
if %question%== no goto no

:yes2
echo -------------------------------
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo "ENTER WEBSITE HERE" targeted
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
Echo Scanning cookies and data
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Username and password retrieved
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Username and password sent to harddrive
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo -------------------------------
echo "ENTER WEBSITE HERE" targeted
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Scanning cookies and data
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Username and password retrieved
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Username and password sent to harddrive
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo --------------------------------

set /p question=Override System Operations?:

if %question%==yes goto yes3
if %question%== no goto no

:yes3
tree C:\Users
echo Manual Override Complete
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
cls
set /p question=Extract all files?:

if %question%==yes goto yes4
if %question%==no goto no

:yes4
cls
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Destination Harddrive located
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Preparing to Commence File Download
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
tree C:\
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo All files Dowloaded
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Safe to remove harddrive
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
ping -n 2 127.0.0.1>nul
pause
goto no

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The way to complete it is to say 'yes' at every intersection - note the lowercase

Feel free to comment/ask questions or if you have made a better code, share that too...
-Moonicornian

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