VOTPAA was born.
Step 1: Gather ingredients
Vegetable oil (It doesn't really matter about what sort, but usually canola or soy bean oil burns with the least smell)
Methylated Spirits (Once again, not too picky, it only needs to be pure enough to burn. So HEET, rubbing alcohol and almost any other sort will work)
Some sort of container. I found that glass is best, but plastic will do.
Step 2: Shred toilet paper.
Simply tear/shred the toilet paper into strips and loosely put it into the container. You need more than you think.