Introduction: How to Make a Cow Pie
- Flying saucer
- Cooking fuel (for cookies!)
- Disgusting your friends and family
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Step 1: Ingredients
Step 2: Mix Ingredients
Insert the grass and water into cow.
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Step 3: Bake
Wait a day or two, while the cow bakes the grass and water in it's oven. Some cows like to be sung to. While they do like Old McDonald Had a Farm, I think that they much prefer Vanilla Ice songs.
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Step 4: Allow It to Cool
Once the cow take the pie out of the oven, it will probably be hot and wet. Allow it to cool off and harden before using it. Voila' you've got your very own cow pie! Because cows don't like to be thrown away, you've got to either start a pie factory, or sell her.
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