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Also known as cow dung, or feces, Cow Pies are the multi functional waste products produced by cows. Some of their many uses include:

  • Flying saucer
  • Cooking fuel (for cookies!)
  • Manure
  • Disgusting your friends and family

In my entry to the pie contest, I'm going to teach you how to bake your very own Cow Pies!

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Step 1: Ingredients

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You need:

  • One cow (I do not recommend bulls)
  • Grass
  • Water

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Step 2: Mix Ingredients

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Insert the grass and water into cow.

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Step 3: Bake

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Wait a day or two, while the cow bakes the grass and water in it's oven. Some cows like to be sung to. While they do like Old McDonald Had a Farm, I think that they much prefer Vanilla Ice songs.

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Step 4: Allow it to cool

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Once the cow take the pie out of the oven, it will probably be hot and wet. Allow it to cool off and harden before using it. Voila' you've got your very own cow pie! Because cows don't like to be thrown away, you've got to either start a pie factory, or sell her.

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rubiksnerd2 years ago
This is hilarious! Great job.
archerj4 years ago
Great instructable! Cow patties make the very best garden fertilizer too.
Derin6 years ago
Cow pie has high calories and will burn very hot.It can be used as a replacement for coal or firewood.
Kiteman6 years ago
Awww, I thought you meant the real cow pie!
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Yeah, I though so too...
Plasmana6 years ago
LOL
Derin6 years ago
egh,they make great fuel,we let the whole floor of the area fill with pie,the cows compress it by sitting on them and walking around One day at milking time one of them was all wet,when i asked my grandpa he said that he sat on fresh cow pie:D Also,WHERE ARE THEIR EAR BADGES
wolfy_90056 years ago
i approve of this instructable :)
1up6 years ago
Boy, you've already won this contest. The other contestants shouldn't even bother entering. :P
Yeah, but it got taken outof the contest :(
stasys 1up6 years ago
Yea but he only gets one prize :p so the rest get one too!. P.S. I did think that you would be making a pie with COW MEAT!!!! The I'ble really made me laugh!
Nice Icon
Weissensteinburg (author)  stasys6 years ago
Pies with cow meat? Gross!
Have u never eat one !?!?
well i always thought that pies are ones that you eat! Not dung!
Weissensteinburg (author)  1up6 years ago
Thanks, I hope so!
Flumpkins6 years ago
LOL!!! 5/5 and Favorite
LinuxH4x0r6 years ago
Cookie fuel? I think you just won!
Weissensteinburg (author)  LinuxH4x0r6 years ago
Oh shoot! I guess you could use it to make cookies, though.
Not sure if I'd want to eat stuff cooked over it. :P
Bartboy6 years ago

EVERYONE! VOTE FOR THIS! IT MUST WIN!

Weissensteinburg (author)  Bartboy6 years ago
Thanks =]
YOU GOT MY VOTE!
Weissensteinburg (author)  I_am_Canadian6 years ago
Thanks!
SuperMoo3326 years ago
I find the second picture to be very mouth watering :P
naw, thats step 3 ;p
caitlinsdad6 years ago
Is there any cow tipping involved?
Weissensteinburg (author)  caitlinsdad6 years ago
Only for mixing purposes...but then you have to help them back up.
It must be awful when they are backed up...
Steamdnt6 years ago
On step three, cows happen to have seven ovens in one.
Weissensteinburg (author)  Steamdnt6 years ago
That's for maximum production.
you can also take them when they are dry and throw them. I used to have a dog that would collect everything, bottles from the side of the road, newspapers (other peoples), and cow pies from the neighbors field. so we always had cow pies in our yard.
Weissensteinburg (author)  thematthatter6 years ago
"you can also take them when they are dry and throw them." Look at the first of possible uses.
Which end do you insert the grass and water into? I got stuck at this step.
Weissensteinburg (author)  General Bison6 years ago
If you look at step 3, there is a diagram of a cow. Insert the grass into the "intake" tube.
Thanks, I was wondering where I went wrong. I'm going to wash my hands.
HAHAH you beat me to it ahh well :D ahha this was really funny
bumpus6 years ago
I wonder who pointed out it was a pie contest, before it was announced
:D
Weissensteinburg (author)  bumpus6 years ago
shh!
:D