How to Make a Cow Pie

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Introduction: How to Make a Cow Pie

About: I enjoy photography, horticulture and carpentry, and am almost always doing something relating to of those things.
Also known as cow dung, or feces, Cow Pies are the multi functional waste products produced by cows. Some of their many uses include:

  • Flying saucer
  • Cooking fuel (for cookies!)
  • Manure
  • Disgusting your friends and family

In my entry to the pie contest, I'm going to teach you how to bake your very own Cow Pies!

Photo from marilynjane

Step 1: Ingredients

You need:

  • One cow (I do not recommend bulls)
  • Grass
  • Water

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Photo from Robert Brook

Step 2: Mix Ingredients

Insert the grass and water into cow.

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Step 3: Bake

Wait a day or two, while the cow bakes the grass and water in it's oven. Some cows like to be sung to. While they do like Old McDonald Had a Farm, I think that they much prefer Vanilla Ice songs.

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Step 4: Allow It to Cool

Once the cow take the pie out of the oven, it will probably be hot and wet. Allow it to cool off and harden before using it. Voila' you've got your very own cow pie! Because cows don't like to be thrown away, you've got to either start a pie factory, or sell her.

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    This is hilarious! Great job.

    Great instructable! Cow patties make the very best garden fertilizer too.

    Cow pie has high calories and will burn very hot.It can be used as a replacement for coal or firewood.

    Yeah, I though so too...

    egh,they make great fuel,we let the whole floor of the area fill with pie,the cows compress it by sitting on them and walking around One day at milking time one of them was all wet,when i asked my grandpa he said that he sat on fresh cow pie:D Also,WHERE ARE THEIR EAR BADGES

    i approve of this instructable :)

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    Boy, you've already won this contest. The other contestants shouldn't even bother entering. :P

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    Yeah, but it got taken outof the contest :(

    Yea but he only gets one prize :p so the rest get one too!. P.S. I did think that you would be making a pie with COW MEAT!!!! The I'ble really made me laugh!

    Have u never eat one !?!?

    well i always thought that pies are ones that you eat! Not dung!

    LOL!!! 5/5 and Favorite

    Oh shoot! I guess you could use it to make cookies, though.