Ever wanted to create the cocktail described as being like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick? Well now you can, with How to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!
Serves 10 (One helluva party).
Step 1: You will need...
1 bottle Old Janx Spirit
2 cups seawater from Santraginus V
1 Tray Arcturan Mega-gin Ice Cubes
50 Litres Fallian marsh gas
1 Silver Spoon
100 mL Qualactin Hypermint extract
10 teeth of an Algolian Suntiger
1 Jumbo Cocktail mixer (Acidproof)
10 cocktail glasses
2 Gas masks
2 Safety goggles