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Sep 23, 2008. 4:11 AMshikaku
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wait, so according to the picture, to get a proper 5 year old, i need to mate with an ugly, drug-addicted skank. OK, check. And am I supposed to let her do crack while she's pregnant? Or should I just go with adoption? Cuz you didn't put a pic of Angelina Jolie there
May 13, 2008. 8:17 PMbaseball_babe
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OMG i would feel soooo sorry for the poor kid thatis so ... ugh cant even think of a word bad enough to dis cribe it OMG
Jul 18, 2008. 10:00 PMasipaa
says:
Thanks. I tried your instructible and got a slap after step 3. I like to share with you if only I know where you live.
Jul 18, 2008. 10:00 PMasipaa
says:
Thanks. I tried your instructible and got a slap after step 3. I like to share with you if only I know where you live.
Jul 18, 2008. 10:00 PMasipaa
says:
Thanks. I tried your instructible and got a slap after step 3. I like to share with you if only I know where you live.
Jun 4, 2008. 12:24 AMDannyboyINXS
says:
the first picture of that ugly baby put me off having kids altogether ahahah
May 22, 2008. 11:20 AMbooshroom
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You've obviosly had lots of experiance with this sort of thing. How many kids do you have now, like 17?
Feb 13, 2008. 12:00 PMthebestofall007
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LOL! Im think Adam and Eve mastered that long before this instructable was ever written, and God provided the instructable.
Apr 7, 2008. 7:23 AMronamjack
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nope people came straight out of the earth before this instructable was created
Apr 7, 2008. 2:04 PMthebestofall007
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it took some intelligence to provide the instruction to make us humans into being, cuz the dust has no intelligence of its own.
Apr 8, 2008. 1:29 PMthebestofall007
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LOL I wasnt, but we cannot have just materialized out of nowhere. it took some VERY smart hands (and brain, and know how much superior to ours) to make the first mother and father out of that dust, given that we, man, STILL cant make any free thinking robot or life that walks upright on two legs like us without falling on its face or butt.
May 19, 2008. 9:50 AMglitcher
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The reason we can do that is because we have a BRAIN!!! A somewhat intelligent, freethinking BRAIN!!!And with that brain a built in BALANCE system!!! Thus proving your point. It's just like babies who can't walk, it's a matter of trial and error. :B
May 19, 2008. 7:51 PMthebestofall007
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and that brain that you and i have also took a VERY VERY high degree of intelligence to make just like the rest of the body, and it does things that not even a supercomputer can recreate on its own without our guidance, just as we need God to be our guide. the difference between us and a robot is that, like you said, we can make our own decisions. God, however gives us a choice to listen to Him, or follow our own ways.
Jul 27, 2006. 8:59 PMBeelzebub
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and where did you get the idea for this instructable, i guess i'll have to give this one a shot... i will keep you posted :)
May 19, 2008. 9:43 AMglitcher
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You know Beelzebub is a biblical term for the prince of demons i.e. Satan...
Apr 7, 2008. 7:21 AMronamjack
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just tried it, thanks mate it worked a treat. My life has drastically improved with a new little friend to abuse.
Dec 19, 2007. 5:47 AMmileysmiley
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I dont want to be mean or anything but.......MAKING A INSTRUCTABLE ABOUT HOW TO MAKE BABIES IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, but it isnt nice to do things that way......
No Caps, no punctuation, rampant misspellings, for shame sinistar!
I have a late 2007 model that has about 5 mouths on it and it will not stay quiet. Where is the mute button?
I have a 2006 model, it's 11 months old and just starting to get broken in. Getting used to it's interface is difficult, but the programming is easy, slow going, but easy.
Apr 19, 2008. 10:45 PMthe true king o fools
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ooh, have you tried the potty training module?
Feb 8, 2008. 4:36 AMGizmo_gal
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I'm a girl so I'm glad I got to sneak a peek into the sinister male mind. Glad I dont drink or consume any sort of illegal/immoral substances. If I can steer clear of OJ with a "spicy" scent, I will be fine. Right? RIGHT??!!!
Apr 14, 2008. 6:13 PMCountry dude
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you might be wrong there vodka is oderless colorless (but taste horibble straight My dad was making vannila extract and he let me try about a teaspoon of straight vodka, wow is it naste
Nov 3, 2007. 4:12 AMskaterm8
says:
nice instructable lol but in the bit where you "tackle" her onto the bed. wat if se kinda doesn't want the YET
Apr 7, 2008. 7:37 AMronamjack
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it's not really her choice is it? you're the one wanting the baby and she did agree to come home :p
Apr 24, 2007. 1:14 AMPunkguyta
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Where does this guy live, someone tell me, I'll personally will kick him in the groin if someone tells me.
Mar 25, 2008. 6:10 AMstich900
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I agree! that is sick and wrong!! Thats not right!! I would love to kick your but but i cant. DUMB***
Apr 24, 2007. 1:22 AMgraphak (author)
says:
Hey now...thats not nice, positive, or constructive. That could hinder my human manufacturing capabilities.
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