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This instructable is for those who want a child of their own but dont have a partner.

Step 1: Materials

Before beginning the cloneprocess, you need to have these materials:
- Human cells,from the individual who will be cloned.
- Media in which these human cells will grow and divide.
(breeding oven)
- Media in which cells will stop dividing, and enter a state
of "quiescence" without dying.(freezer)
- Laboratory supplies: Incubator, Sterile Hood, petri dishes,
microscopes, and tools capable of removing and implanting
cellular organelles,from one cell to another.
- Unfertilized human egg cells.
- Media in which the fertilized eggs can grow and divide.

Step 2: Commence Cloning!

This first step is easy: You only need to grow the cells until you have the amount you want.

The second step isn't hard either: Transfer the cells to the freezer. This should allow the cells to live, but they should stop dividing and enter quiescence.

The third step is a hard one for the unexperienced cloner: When the cultured cells are in the quiescent state, get an unfertilized human egg cell. Remove the nucleus from this egg cell. Try to minimize damage done to this cell and discard the nucleus, because this has become useless now.

The forth step is a rather difficult one too:
Take one of the quiescent cells in it's entirely, and implant it inside the coat around the egg (known as the zona pellucida, if you really want to know) next to the egg itself.

The fifth step isn't as hard as step 3 or 4: Electroshock the egg. The electroshock induces the fusion of the two cells, so you should be able to tell when you've electroshocked enough just by looking at the cells.


The sixth (and last)step: Repeat the last three steps as necessary until you have enough clones. Expect a lot of them not to survive because of cellular damage and other mishaps. Allow the embryos to grow and divide a few times in Human Egg Cell growth media. Now implant the embryos in human mothers where they can be carried to term, and born normally. After a few months (approximately 9) you have your own child :)

Step 3: Legal Stuff

Cloning is illegal in the following countries:
*USA
*UK
*All of the European Union
*Australia
*the UN is against cloning, but doesn't force their members to
abolish it
...
So it is not allowed to make a real clone (which renders this Instructable useless XD).
When you really want a child, I suggest you find yourself a wife/man and do it the traditional way (which I personally find to be more fun:P)

This instructable is made for entertainment only, please don't try this at home.
<p>I did it in ca </p>
<p>how did yaa make a clones</p>
<p>now thing thing is can we make a person and not a clone</p>
<p>Could I just make an exact copy of Bumblebee?</p>
<p>i did it I made a clone</p>
<p>cool</p>
<p>how could I clone autobot Hound?</p>
<p>Clone me! </p>
<p>how could I clone autobot Hound?</p>
<p>Please help I also want to clone Optimus Prime</p>
<p>how would I go about cloning the autobot Bumblebee?</p>
<p>WHAT HAPPEN TO THE 6 EASY STEPS. I SEE ONLY THREE .</p>
Could you clone an adult person?
<p>8O OMG!</p>
The whole point of this was so i could have a child without a female host to carry her...If i had i would just use normal means of conception...And this whole thing is literally impossible to most people as it requires super advanced technology and knowledge of science...HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO REMOVE THE NUCLEUS FROM THE EGG???
its great that your trieing but what i dont understand is how you got an unfertalized embryo and i have made a design of one but havent got a chance to make it. and you are exajerating about what you have done ............ <br>
quick questing if i got soem sample from dead famous pepole and added brain wash techonlgy could i bring them back from the dead and acserlate the aging process using micro scopic virua innfection just a thought
ok could i make it autmons just a thought i mean imagene being able to bring back extanct species and or humans if we all die
They are cloning animals in the u.s now.
can you really clone people?
yes but like he/she said it is un-moral<br>because you need dna(the cell) and a egg(embryo)<br>but them together and boom you have a clone but like said its illegal becuase it is wrong to make a exact copy of somone
It's not illegal because of cloning being immoral, but it's illegal because cloning can cause serious harm to the offspring. Governments have banned cloning only to keep living beings safe. <br><br>Would you want to grow up a clone, but with a few major birth defects?
I wanna know if with this steps could be posibble to clone an animal???
&nbsp;What about Canada?... Bwa ha ha ha!
<sub>That last image - from one of the later <em>Paranoia</em> books?</sub><br/><br/>Anyhoo, I've gotten to step six, the cells are dividing and growing, but there are no signs of differentiation yet, even though the mass is nearly half a metre tall.<br/><br/>And sort of ... <em>pulsing</em>.<br/><br/>What should I do with the mass? Will it differentiate soon, or shall I just let it grow and then sell it to McDonalds?<br/><br/>Wait a minute, it's moving. There's a tentacle, and it's... <strong>&gt;crash&lt;</strong><br/><br/><em>Eek!</em><br/><br/><sub>Panicked footsteps disappear rapidly into distance.</sub><br/>
<em><strong>Lftndbt~ Appears from out of no-where and throws a net over the blob</strong></em><br/><br/>I've got it! I've got it!! <strong>someone get some rope!!</strong><br/><br/>OMG!! <br/><br/><em><strong>The newly formed tentacle whips around violently and attachs itself with incredible sucking force to LftnDbt's cranium'<strong></strong></strong></em><br/><br/>Its got me, its got me!! What's it doing?? My brain!! It's sucking out my brain!!<br/><br/>~*SSsLLllUuuRRrrPPPP!!!*~<br/><br/><em><strong>Lftndbt is left lifeless and gurgling in the corner...</strong></em><br/><br/>m.. M... My BwAInn.... hdE lllpppp.... gggglll..<br/>
DONT WORRY MAN! im a year late but ill clone your brain back
ok know serisolsy were not idoits so stop doing what ever this says
I wonder what my parents would do if they saw another, younger me around the house, lol.<br/><br/>What happened to the <em><strong>6 easy steps</strong></em>. I only see three.<br/>
this is only 3 steps
blackbeardlion go with the flo I mean i just made a clone
Heh. Nice Instructable. Is this really possible? It sounded complicated. HAHA. :P
yes this is possiable I just made two clones
um yeah I did it I made a clone woo-hoo
I live in Uruguay and I tried it didnt quite work he didnt come to life:(
is this a joke?
mostly...maybe... if you're lucky!...
you forgot to note that step six may take about 200 tries, meaning about 199 defective clones strolling around. That's what happened to dolly, so i don't expect it to be much different with a human.
No not yet.
Yeah, but I'm in a clone facility in Kamino: It's a hidden planet in the SWU.
personally I think the U.S. would be better off if britain took it back.
Ouch.
I could be wrong, but I thought that the UK was in the EU. Wouldn't it be redunant, then, to state it's illegal in the EU and the UK?
Here in Belgium we like the EU, but dont like the UK, France, Germany, Italy, Holland and Switzerland. Thats why we dont recognise them as being part of the EU.
Is that like how almost the whole world hates us in the US? The next step for the EU is to make it a more global thing. A World Union, if you will. Could you imagine if the US tried to join that!? How many countries would drop out if we tried to join?
Possibly all of them, except for the UK (because for some evil, unknown reason they love you guys, my best bet is that you Americans have something you use to blackmail them, babypictures or something) That fits in your evilness policy...
I think they still remember the butt whoppin' they got 232 years ago, and are a little afraid. I'M KIDDING! My mother was actually born outside London. I think the reason that they don't have a problem with us is because, well, I don't know. Maybe you're right. I'll run for president, and when I win, I'll make it public!
mrmath for president!
I wish you would - please, by all means try out for prime minister (despite coming from England i have to agree with you on most of those points :-( )
UK doesn't hate us because they know we have an atomic bomb in the exact shape of their island...

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