How to make a clone in 6 easy steps

This instructable is for those who want a child of their own but dont have a partner.

Step 1: Materials

Before beginning the cloneprocess, you need to have these materials:
- Human cells,from the individual who will be cloned.
- Media in which these human cells will grow and divide.
(breeding oven)
- Media in which cells will stop dividing, and enter a state
of "quiescence" without dying.(freezer)
- Laboratory supplies: Incubator, Sterile Hood, petri dishes,
microscopes, and tools capable of removing and implanting
cellular organelles,from one cell to another.
- Unfertilized human egg cells.
- Media in which the fertilized eggs can grow and divide.

Comments

[SOVIET CLONE TROOPER]

The whole point of this was so i could have a child without a female host to carry her...If i had i would just use normal means of conception...And this whole thing is literally impossible to most people as it requires super advanced technology and knowledge of science...HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO REMOVE THE NUCLEUS FROM THE EGG???

[saragorton]

its great that your trieing but what i dont understand is how you got an unfertalized embryo and i have made a design of one but havent got a chance to make it. and you are exajerating about what you have done ............

[tinker234]

quick questing if i got soem sample from dead famous pepole and added brain wash techonlgy could i bring them back from the dead and acserlate the aging process using micro scopic virua innfection just a thought

[tinker234]

ok could i make it autmons just a thought i mean imagene being able to bring back extanct species and or humans if we all die

[tytyjul97]

They are cloning animals in the u.s now.

[231tyler]

can you really clone people?

[redmaker]

yes but like he/she said it is un-moral
because you need dna(the cell) and a egg(embryo)
but them together and boom you have a clone but like said its illegal becuase it is wrong to make a exact copy of somone

[jakebaldwin]

It's not illegal because of cloning being immoral, but it's illegal because cloning can cause serious harm to the offspring. Governments have banned cloning only to keep living beings safe.

Would you want to grow up a clone, but with a few major birth defects?

[maksimco]

I wanna know if with this steps could be posibble to clone an animal???

[pl,okmijn]

 What about Canada?... Bwa ha ha ha!

[Kiteman]

_{That last image - from one of the later Paranoia books?}

Anyhoo, I've gotten to step six, the cells are dividing and growing, but there are no signs of differentiation yet, even though the mass is nearly half a metre tall.

And sort of ... pulsing.

What should I do with the mass? Will it differentiate soon, or shall I just let it grow and then sell it to McDonalds?

Wait a minute, it's moving. There's a tentacle, and it's... >crash<

Eek!

_{Panicked footsteps disappear rapidly into distance.}

[Lftndbt]

Lftndbt~ Appears from out of no-where and throws a net over the blob

I've got it! I've got it!! someone get some rope!!

OMG!!

The newly formed tentacle whips around violently and attachs itself with incredible sucking force to LftnDbt's cranium'

Its got me, its got me!! What's it doing?? My brain!! It's sucking out my brain!!

~*SSsLLllUuuRRrrPPPP!!!*~

Lftndbt is left lifeless and gurgling in the corner...

m.. M... My BwAInn.... hdE lllpppp.... gggglll..

[GnomeMaster]

DONT WORRY MAN! im a year late but ill clone your brain back

[jzsiah]

ok know serisolsy were not idoits so stop doing what ever this says

[thermoelectric]

I wonder what my parents would do if they saw another, younger me around the house, lol.

What happened to the 6 easy steps. I only see three.

[blackbeardlion]

this is only 3 steps

[jzsiah]

blackbeardlion go with the flo I mean i just made a clone

[GorillazMiko]

Heh. Nice Instructable. Is this really possible? It sounded complicated. HAHA. :P

[jzsiah]

yes this is possiable I just made two clones

[jzsiah]

um yeah I did it I made a clone woo-hoo

[flydogfly]

I live in Uruguay and I tried it didnt quite work he didnt come to life:(

[bigfootduck]

is this a joke?

[gorgo333]

mostly...maybe... if you're lucky!...

[Fluffyjimmy]

you forgot to note that step six may take about 200 tries, meaning about 199 defective clones strolling around. That's what happened to dolly, so i don't expect it to be much different with a human.

[tytyjul97]

No not yet.

[thetrue-sake]

Yeah, but I'm in a clone facility in Kamino: It's a hidden planet in the SWU.

[pindalanderz]

personally I think the U.S. would be better off if britain took it back.

[thetrue-sake]

Ouch.

[mrmath]

I could be wrong, but I thought that the UK was in the EU. Wouldn't it be redunant, then, to state it's illegal in the EU and the UK?

[mverdo]

Here in Belgium we like the EU, but dont like the UK, France, Germany, Italy, Holland and Switzerland. Thats why we dont recognise them as being part of the EU.

[mrmath]

Is that like how almost the whole world hates us in the US? The next step for the EU is to make it a more global thing. A World Union, if you will. Could you imagine if the US tried to join that!? How many countries would drop out if we tried to join?

[mverdo]

Possibly all of them, except for the UK (because for some evil, unknown reason they love you guys, my best bet is that you Americans have something you use to blackmail them, babypictures or something) That fits in your evilness policy...

[ilovemyeeepc]

It's more the prime minister that loves the U.S. not the whole U.K. I don't know why he loves them so much you should here what most of our comedians say about it! haha

[mrmath]

I think they still remember the butt whoppin' they got 232 years ago, and are a little afraid. I'M KIDDING! My mother was actually born outside London. I think the reason that they don't have a problem with us is because, well, I don't know. Maybe you're right. I'll run for president, and when I win, I'll make it public!

[mverdo]

mrmath for president!

[doobuzz]

I wish you would - please, by all means try out for prime minister (despite coming from England i have to agree with you on most of those points :-( )

[rattyrain]

UK doesn't hate us because they know we have an atomic bomb in the exact shape of their island...

[doobuzz]

"We have a "be nice" comment policy. Please be positive and constructive with your comments or risk being banned from our site" Take note

[rattyrain]

How was that not nice??? It was a joke... ...And we probably do...

[thetrue-sake]

(Really slow starwars music starts playing)