How to make a deadly laser

HOLA! This is how to make a deadly laser out of a flashlight.

MATERIALS:

1: Flashlight.
2: Mercury (cougar optional)
3: Crystals of your choice.
4: Screw driver (optional)
5: Ham sandwich (optional)
6: Ouija board. (safety first!)

Step 1 Choose

There is two ways to complete this project. You can either use mercury or crystals. Your choice. I suggest flipping a coin or yelling out random words until you say "mercury" or "crystal!!" If you choose crystals, continue to step 2. If you choose mercury, go to step 4, but nobody loves you.

Comments

[mdoddfather]

I have to say this was worthless.... Please in the future make useful or at least interesting instructables.

[octopuscabbage]

Your saying a laser is not usefull?

[fearme36]

wait- why is the "DIY stripper pole" related to this instructable?

[octopuscabbage]

Idk maybe instructables endorses killing strippers.

[spock155]

As my grandpappy always said, every stipper needs a lazer.

[jeff-o]

Will low fat cream cheese work as well? We're on a weight-loss kick at my house right now.

[spock155]

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER

[jontizzle]

u r dum. yes i spelled it like u would.

[spock155]

Yea, lol, he didn't have any spelling issues...

[fearme36]

hmm.. I don't remember having spelling issues....

[spock155]

If I use lead and snow instead of crystals should I get the same results? Also, instead of a cougar I'm gonna use a cuppacabra.

[Kiteman]

#2 son is having trouble making this as we don't have any crystals lying about the house, and Mercury is not commonly available in the UK. Would you recommend TVR or Caterham as a substitute?

[fearme36]

hmm.. it may work, but i would take extreme caution. a buddy of mine used a cat for strength, and it blew up half of his imagination. Using different cars may be even more dangerous...

[AndyGadget]

I think you'll find TVR and Caterham have too high a damping factor. I suspect Cougar and Mercury are much less stable.

[killerjackalope]

TVR's stable?

[AndyGadget]

In terms of stability for a disembowelling death-ray mega-laser, yes. (What were you thinking of? ;¬) {I did a few laps of Silverstone on a track day in a Caterham 7 a fair few years ago. I'm pretty certain that's as much fun as you can have with your clothes on.}

[Kiteman]

The 7 is Top Gear's Car of the Year 2008 - it beat the Bugatti Verion around their track!

[mrbob1000]

TVR tuscan will work, im shure of it! It may be hard to controll.

[T3h_Muffinator]

I think #2 son might want to start on this one, then move on to this more advanced project.

[sr1sws]

This is even less useful than my Instructable on procrastination that I've never gotten around to.

[DanAdamKOF]

Ugh, 4chan, seriously?

[Corvidae]

Shoop da woop!

[gmjhowe]

woah needs a warning, i followed your ible, but then i modded it by shoving the crystals and mercury into a car battery. i hooked it up... it worked great but now we have no roof...

[AndyGadget]

Errr . . . Don't you think there should be some sort of safety warning on a disembowelling death-ray mega-laser? (Something along the lines of 'Small parts - not suitable for children under 5 years of age.)

[pitty]

You have an interesting imagination

[jimmyb0nz]

what?!