Hi guys! today i have an april fools prank. its not a real virus and will not do any harm to your computer. it is just a shortcut.

Step 1: Notepad

to start open notepad and copy the text i have on it. then press file, save as, and save it

Step 2: How to Open the Fake Virus

press start, search "virus" ( mine was under virus yours might not be.) find the file and open it. your done. thank you and please vote for me under contest, april fools pranks.
<p>What you've written is called a batch file and batch files are as old as as the earliest releases of DOS some 35 years ago.</p><p>Batch files are to DOS and Windows what shells are to Unix and Linux. While not as powerful as the latter, they are nonetheless a very useful tool. </p><p>Regarding your &quot;virus&quot; batch file:</p><p>You can get the same result using only the first 4 lines of the file. As soon as it reaches &quot;goto hack&quot; statement it will return to line 2 and continue looping. The rest of the file is unnecessary.</p><p>If you want to slow it down, as signaltcl asks, give the processor some busy work before looping back to the &quot;:hack&quot; label. </p><p>Here's a modification of your idea that runs a bit slower and has a few suggestions embedded. </p><p>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -</p><p>@echo off</p><p>:hack</p><p>echo downloading virus</p><p>echo overwriting drive data</p><p>:rnd1</p><p>set one=%random%</p><p>if %one% gtr 100 goto rnd1</p><p>:rnd2</p><p>set two=%random%</p><p>if %two% gtr 100 goto rnd2</p><p>:rnd3</p><p>set three=%random%</p><p>if %three% gtr 100 goto rnd3</p><p>goto hack</p><p>Notes:</p><p>1, Having more than one echo command will cause some screen activity,</p><p>otherwise, after the screen is filled once, it will appear static</p><p>2. The command &quot;@echo off&quot; need appear only once, at the beginning of the file.</p><p>3. If you want to slow it down, give the processor some busy work. In this case, I have it generating random numbers and repeating the process until it generates a value of 100 or less. To slow down further, add more randomizing operations OR decrease the maximum value of each random number. I borrowed this technique but I can't remember the source.</p>
<p>how to make it read slowly? </p>
Can you copy and paste the code into the instructable? Thanks!
wouldn't: <br>@echo off <br>:hack <br>echo downloading virus <br>echo downloading virus <br>echo downloaded virus <br>goto hack <br>be easier?
It would. Not saying that the original is bad.
doesnt work for me <br>
OMG!......i did this to my parents last night....my dad just wiped out the computer two days ago because of a horable virus in our computer so we lost every thing games,pictures.ect. so i read this yesterday and did it last night and this morning my mom and dad fliped out .......well it dident end well,they thought i downloaded a virus because i was the last one on the computer.....but after a while i was finally able to explain what i did... LOL
i did this after he wiped out the computer just to freak him out.
I'm doing this to my sister's computer. She will flip out :D

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