Step 1: Overview
Objective: Create a wooden leg, because I currently don't have one but it would look good on a pirate. Amputation was out of the question because I needed it to heal and be usable in 2 days...so how was I going to make one?
Then I remembered a printing technique - lead letters were placed in the press, the ink was rolled onto them, and then the paper was rolled onto the ink. Eureka, I could do the same with fabric and make myself a wooden leg.
(Please note that this was originally written in Pirate, but I've translated it back into English so everyone can follow along.)
Step 2: Requirements
Left over paint, beige
Other woodsy colours
A paint brush
A pool-noodle (foam pool toy), or other cylindrical object such as a roll of paper towels, etc.
A wood graining tool
A board (primed) or plastic sign (mine was an old election sign)
Step 3: Prepare the Victim
Chop the sleeve off the shirt.
Cut a piece of the cylinder to appropriate length to fit inside the sleeve. I used a foam pool-noodle, a pool toy.
Stretch the sleeve over each end until taught, using tape to assist if needed. This shirt had a small, stretchy cuff, so I only had to tape one end.
If you want, prepare the second sleeve in the same manner in case you a)don't like the way the first one turned out, or, b) want to use a second wooden leg, either on you or someone else.
Step 4: Prepare the Woodgrain
Roll the cylinder one revolution across the board to find out about how much of the board you need to paint to cover the whole sleeve/cylinder. You can start from the seam and roll until the seam touches the board again - that is the distance that you need to paint
Brush a coat of paint onto the board.
Add any other colors you may choose. I added a grey and an ochre to give some texture. Loosely drag it across the paint so that it streaks.
Step 5: Make Grain(s)
With the next pass of the tool, use a different rocking action to make a different grain, or a similar action to produce a similar grain. Experiment, just don't let the paint dry!
Step 6: Get a Leg On
I started at the seam and rolled it until the seam touched again.
Let it dry.
Step 7: Clean Up, Wear It, Have Fun!
Remember, this only makes a wooden leg - what about your foot? Here's where a little creativity and imagination come to play. I have some dark green material that I'm going to cut into strips and tape/glue to my shoes to look like I've stepped in seaweed. Or you could turn your foot into a giant clam/fish/shark, or even make a wooden foot out of an old shoe. Just paint it the same colour as the shirt and use the same technique...though you might have to paint some by hand to continue the wooden pattern...
Have fun and a safe and happy Halloween!