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How to make an impressive meal

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These steps are going to help make an impressive. You may be trying to IMPRESS your date, or you may just want to prove to someone that you can really throw down in the kitchen. Whatever the situation is, these steps will help you.
 
 
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Step 1: Table setting

first set your table very beautifully. This will make your impressive meal even more impressive than it already is.

Step 2: Impressive dinnerware set

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Next, to make your meal remarkably impressive, go and find a nice dinnerware set. This one that I have photographed is a little too much for me, but try to get a dinnerware set somewhat similar to this.

Step 3: Measuring Tools

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Next, before you cook, make sure you have at least one set of measuring tools. You are really going to need them if you are planning on making an impressive meal.

Step 4: Pots, Pots, and more Pots

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Next, make sure you at least three pots. Large, medium, and small. That way you can cook at least three things at once. Your meal will be cooked a lot faster and an impressive meal is always prepared fast. (I Think??)

Step 5: Nothing could go wrong Seasonings

It is very important to keep these four seasonings around when trying to make an impressive meal. Nothing can go wrong if you add any of these four to any meal you are preparing.
Lemon Pepper, Chili Powder, Black Pepper, and Salt.

Step 6: Impressive meal

Your meal should look like this after following steps 1-5. This will make your guest, or even yourself, SCREAM Impressive!!!!!!!!!!!

Step 7: Sandwich is always easy to make or buy.

Next, if everything goes wrong and you almost burn the kitchen down. Just go to Sub-Way, buy a lot of sandwiches, and tell people you made these sandwiches from scratch.

That's what i do sometimes

Step 8: Head to the yellow pages

Go to the yellow pages and find a fancy restaurant to order some food from for your guest. Yeah it may cost you a little money, but you will be a lucky man or woman at the end of your date.
Guaranteed
That is a horrible looking sandwich. "Here I just whipped up a muck and sludge roll, with big mac sauce all over the falling out salad. Then I wrapped it in paper. Yes, I just love pointless non-recyclable packaging." Hehehe. I did that once. I'm too cheap to waste money on takeout, so I made bacon and egg rolls and wrapped them up and said I got them from the beach kiosk.
LinuxH4x0r6 years ago
Looks good! Any more specific meal preparation tips?
  • Get a signature dish or 2. Something you can fire off without thought, and flawlessly. I've got a cajun tomato cream sauce that I can make in my sleep. Any chef worth his salt has at least one dish like this. It's his knockout punch.
  • NEVER cook a new recipe for someone if you've not tried it yourself. The mood is set, the candles are lit, the music is playing. She looks at you, doe eyed, over her plate of.... crayfish and chocolate? Who thought this was a good idea? Rehearse dishes like the meal is a play, and only cook them for others when you can do so without the recipe.
  • Cook in front of the person. Most of the experience of a great meal is the smells, sights and full experience of watching it prepared. Plus, if it has complicated tactics and techniques (or alcohol flash frying) It'll make the date realize the work you're going through for their enjoyment.
  • PRESENTATION IS KEY. Never get any sauce on the outside of the plate. Learn to use garnishes. We eat first with our eyes, second with our noses. Our taste buds almost take a backseat to the other senses and an ugly meal never tastes as good as a pretty one.
  • Cook for your guest. This seems a no brainer, but you'd be amazed. Find out what your guest likes. If they like chicken, mexican, etc... I can't even begin to tell you how many people have tried to make me dinner and just made something terrible because they like how it tastes, The dinner is to impress your guest, so gear it to them. Find out what kind of wine they prefer, etc... Tailor the style of cuisine, and the food itself, to what they appreciate.
I can't believe none of these were mentioned in the original post. To me, that's what cooking to impress is all about.
Thanks! Yep, I agree on all of these.
Totally! and as a side note (yay spam!) what distro do you use? drop me a line. I'm an ubuntu nut, myself.
Fedora 5 and 8 dual booted, although now I use Leopard more
great chefs don't need measuring devices. I can eyeball a tsp, tblsp, 1/4 cup etc... with a high degree of accuracy. if you stick to measuring things constantly you miss out on customization. sometimes you just have to overdo the paprika a bit. personally, I'd substitute seasoning salt for the lemon salt.
shooby6 years ago
Sub-way is a bit of a cop out. Dates don't just show up ad start eating- if you really want to impress someone, cook the meal in front of them. A bottle of wine and a nice chat can pass the time, and you can fill in potentially awkward gaps in the conversation by.....cooking. More romantic than saying "sorry, my grandma's on the phone", then going and ordering subway like some scene from a cheese-ball Ben Stiller romantic comedy.
"Just go to Sub-Way, buy a lot of sandwiches, and tell people you made these sandwiches from scratch. This is what I do sometimes." And no one figures out they are Sub-Way? It may just be me, but Sub-Way food seems fairly recognizable. You sir are either a very developed liar (no offense, of course) or have somewhat moronic friends... Somewhere between a brick and a mildly dim-witted fence-post I'd say. On the other hand, you never really told us how to "make" anything... You simply told us to buy dinnerware, cutlery and cooking utensils, then suggested some nice chain restaurants.
chuckr446 years ago
You mean I have to use METAL silverware?? Gawsh!
awoodcarver6 years ago
It is a start but maybe a recipe would help . Fast is not always the best getting everything on the plate at one time and in front of your guest hot is more important .change your pics to go with the steps and a recipe .....
I don't think this is a really good instructable. I will submit one this week hopefully going into actually making a meal not just ordering one.
Cool! Looks very yummy.
Olive Garden.... man, that place is good.
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