If you are a complete fool, you should watch, or at least turn your eyes toward your moniter, and read HOW TO MAKE CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Step 1: Grocery Store

Head to the nearest Wallmart or Hanniford and pick up some milk, and any cereal of your choice. And if you really need to, you can get some spoons too.

Step 2: The Creation of the Cereal

Start by taking out your favorite bowl, and pour in whatever cereal you picked. Don't pour to much in the bowl or it will overflow when you pour in the milk, which is the next step. POUR IN SOME MILK, BUT NOT TO MUCH! Then simply put the spoon in the bowl, pick up some cereal and milk, and EAT,EAT,EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then repeat if hungry!