This is my first instructable. I hope it will be helpful to some and clear enough to understand.
This is a machine I made that makes things impossibly thick. The steps that follow are not perfect, there are variables. These variables should become obvious.
There is a minimum of 10 steps with a few subsidiary steps to follow.
Step 1: November 28, 1980: Conception
November 28, 1980. I was born in Barrie Ontario, Canada at the Royal Victoria Hospital. A 10 story hospital filled with many bodies, machines and countless fluids. I am told that the number of sperm present in a man can vary greatly depending on numerous factors (such as general health, time of the month, the presence of toxins). The body produces new sperm all the time as they are expelled during ejaculation, but they also have a very short life span. There is one egg though countless, unimaginable numbers of sperm, and each one carries a slightly different DNA. The chances that any one sperm will fertilize an egg is very very low.
Conception is miraculous.
Step 2: Montreal
My work room at home, in Montreal, a city of 1.6 million people (as of 2006, but this is just a statistic and we know that statistics are only skeletons of reality). Here is where I sometimes make things. I move about and touch and smell things. Glue them together, rummage, sometimes drill things and my phone is there, too. Yesterday, as I was working on this machine my friend called. We talked for a while about interesting things. 25 minutes passed and I was 25 minutes longer in finishing the thickening machine.