First of all, you'll need:
1 Vanilla ice cream
2 Dark Chocolate milk
5 Ice Cream Scoop - If you don't have one, either use a spoon, or ask that guy with the big truck and the music.
Once you have the supplies, it's on to the assembly! (Wash your hands!)
1. Start scraping very small chunks of ice cream from the carton, and put them in the glass one by one. Continue until your glass is about half full (Or half empty, to all you pessimists).
2. Pour in chocolate milk until the ice cream bobs to the surface. (Contrary to beliefs, there is a skill to this step. Practice makes perfect!)
3. Be sure to wipe off any spills and put away your supplies before consumption.
Stick in the straw and you're finished. That's right, you're finished already! Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?