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Step 8Step One - Buy the sex sheep
Seriously.
Don't be all 'well I could just use a pinata for that.'
No you can't. That would just be wrong.
It's nowhere near as much fun as rocking up and buying a sex sheep.
And the only thing more fun than rocking up and buying a sex sheep, is rocking up AGAIN 30 minutes later (and a little bit more drunk), after you have realised they are ideal for your purposes, and telling the guy behind the counter that it is freaking great and you would like another one.
This cost $30 AUD. It was worth it for the extra strength rubber it was made of, it was much more durable than balloons or your average blow up children's toy.
Then you take it home, and blow it up.
We condemn all who skip this vital step.
Don't be all 'well I could just use a pinata for that.'
No you can't. That would just be wrong.
It's nowhere near as much fun as rocking up and buying a sex sheep.
And the only thing more fun than rocking up and buying a sex sheep, is rocking up AGAIN 30 minutes later (and a little bit more drunk), after you have realised they are ideal for your purposes, and telling the guy behind the counter that it is freaking great and you would like another one.
This cost $30 AUD. It was worth it for the extra strength rubber it was made of, it was much more durable than balloons or your average blow up children's toy.
Then you take it home, and blow it up.
We condemn all who skip this vital step.
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