Yes i'm serious, this is an ible on how to milk a goat.
Step 1: supplies
feed (for the goats)
Milking stand (to keep the goats in place)
Tote and strainer (to filter and store milk)
(that gives milk)
You can get the tote, strainer, and milk pail at hoeggergoatsupply.com (I am not advertising for them)