Wanna learn how to pet the cutest cat ever
Step 1: Find a Cute Cat
Locate a black kitty who is called "Lucy"
Step 2: Bother Said Kitty
take photos of kitty and blind her with the flash
Step 3: Bribe the Kitty
Poutine chips will work!!!
Step 4: Invite E.T Over
smother with alien type kisses
Step 5: Find Hand
Locate usable hand. preferably one with dollar sign
Step 6: Hand on Kitty
Quickly place hand on kitty as she runs away
Step 7: Danger
Do not let this kitty witness you pet lucy