How to potentially harm yourself and others with an egg

Let me start off by saying that there is absolutely no reason that this object I'm about to show you should exist on this planet. It was created solely for my own sick pleasure, and of course to win this contest.

Right then, off we go. Gather round to begin this magical journey...

Step 1 Materials

We start with an egg. Go get one out of your fridge. Next grab a thumbtack. Poke one hole in each end of the egg. Now blow in one hole. Yup that's right. Just do it. Hard. Now watch the egg goo come out the other end. Don't blow too hard, or else you'll crack the egg. Just go with it, it usually takes a while.

Eventually you'll get an empty egg. Now we may begin. Get some thumbtacks. Lots of them. Go to Staples or something.

Now heat up your hot glue gun. Get some glue. Lots of sticks. Lots. Seriously.

Good, now comes the tedious part.

Comments

[Win Guy]

And the reason for making one is...?

[ybunnygurl]

I like how no were you say kids don't do this at home. Just, "Just don't throw it at your buddies. They'll hurt you, even if their left eyebrow is gushing blood," and then move on to playing Spartans. Hehe.

[Cobalt59]

Should've kept the yolk in it. It would of sprayed everywhere when it hit something.

[rabidiga]

An old ninja item was a hollowed out egg filled with finely ground glass and some sort of chili extract or powder. Then seal the egg and paint it black (just for concealment). Throw the egg in an assailants face and it shatters embedding tiny bits of glass all throughout their face and eyes. Better yet the chili extract seeps in immediately thanks to all the cuts and causes permanent nerve damage. Or so I've been told :D

[hikarudigi]

Thats a really random yet sweet fact! :D

[phillyrocks]

So this is pretty much an egg grenade minus the explosive?

[DJ Radio]

this officially redefines the term "egg your house"

[Camisado]

Hear, hear!

[Rock Soldier]

can't wait for Halloween...

[Camisado]

Ah, Halloween... We don't celebrate it at Indonesia :-P

[dla888]

I have a friend from the Phillipines.

[pocholox8]

hey im from the phillipines

[beehard44]

lets egg Gloria's current house lol

[pocholox8]

hahaha what a mole you have there =.( hahaha mole

[knex inventor]

LOL its fu**** funny i almost crapped myself when i first saw it

[beehard44]

put the egg in the nuke till it explodes lol
i pranked my friend once by taping the egg in the part of the microwave where he can't see it

[flamesami]

*nicks the spikey egg* here catch! *throws it back, hard*

[zombiefire]

real egg is better because it shatters and throws pins everywhere, i should know, i made one da,da,da

[paravou]

a wooden egg would last longer. you wouldn't have to worry about dropping it also I would use some heavy duty work gloves before handling.

[imrobot]

uumm.... (sinking in....) awesome!!! what if it was in a pneumatic cannon ; hellish bloody goo spike mess!!!!!!!!! yum!

[cowgomoo]

haha that reminds me... i took a circular saw bit thing for my drill and took the 2 inch circles of plywood it cut out and then i stuck 10 4 inch screws in it..... and shot it out of my cannon!!!!!! its a 5 gallon tank that i took up to 150 psi and used a 3/4 inch ball valve... heres the kicker, i shot it through the wall of my neighbors house!

[codongolev]

um.... how is that "the kicker"? that 's the worst part.

[flamesami]

cos it comes back and kicks you in the nut when your not looking

[ILIKEPIE333]

because its funny too

[mettaurlover]

only if you like your neighbor!

[codongolev]

and only if you like paying for the wall of your neighbor's house.

[mettaurlover]

true...

[DrWeird117]

Uh, you were right. I put it in a pneumatic cannon. And I haven't fired it yet.

[charge11595]

 Ouch...

[bassclarinet23]

You probably should never throw this.

[bears0]

 trying to throw it would probbably just stab yourself haha

[bassclarinet23]

Very true.

[Sunny124613]

 this is what you do with your free time?
 well then congrats you are now part of an elite group
known as nerds. *confetti flies*


5/5 stars
this is way better than the classic tack on a chair bit.....

[Raiden97]

a cup with lemon scented pee is better

[bighead5454]

i know something worse than an egg with railroad spikes an egg with little explosive and sharp thumb tacks superglued to the outside then people that catch it will have a nice explosive, sticky, painful, bloody experience

[mettaurlover]

no; a thermite filled egg with razor sharp thumb tacks dipped in biohazardous waste!

[bowmaster]

Bionuclear waste. Don't ask me what on earth that is because I havn't a dang clue.

[ILIKEPIE333]

It's enriched uranium, don't touch it...

[mettaurlover]

crud. my room's full of biohazardous waste like that. or at least it was until my dad made me clean up my room...

[ILIKEPIE333]

awwww! I woulda asked for you to mail me some!