If your car wont start because of your drained battery, don't worry because all you need is two or more pair of hands.... lol! This instructable applies only to manual transmission vehicles.
Step 1: Placing Gear
Put your gear on second shift (2nd gear), your left foot full step on the clutch, right foot on gas (don't step on it, just be ready. Insert the car key and be ready to start once your car is moving.
Step 2: NOW.....PUSHHHHHH!
Ask your companion, boyfriend, girlfriend, grandma, the cops, dogs, whoever is available to help you push your ferrari. If your alone, just hope your going downhill. Again, your gear on second shift, left foot on full clutch, right foot on gas pedal (don't step on it, just be ready). When your car starts moving at around 10kph, start the car with your car keys, step half way on the gas and full release on the clutch.
Step 3: SMOKIN!
Once your car engine starts running, obviously your done. Now you have time to go to a battery shop. Hope this helps. Thanks for reading and for the comment.
Nahiya Talaga!
I did something similar when my dad's scooter wouldn't start with the electric and the kick-starter was too useless to use on its own- pressed the electric starter then kicked it, the combination of the two was enough to get it going and recharge the battery.
Also you're completely right, using a motor to turn a generator that powers the motor is impossible. How it affects this case ultimately depends on how the battery charger works, I suspect.
You win biscuits for the use of "PEBCAK error" :)