Step 1: Materials
1: collar with bell on it.
Note: For those of you who don't know what a collar with a bell on it, or a cat looks like, I have provided a carefully labeled picture of the materials.
Note: For those of you who still don't know what a cat or a collar with a bell on it looks like, I recommend counseling.
Step 2: Step 1
Step 3: Step 2
Step 4: Final Step
Important safety note: unless you are a really horrible person, make sure the collar is loose enough to not choke your cat.