Introduction: How to Remove Most Curses

This is a cure to MOST curses, spoken or brewed. I do not guarantee that it will work immediately or effectively, but this is the best I've got.

Step 1: Ingredients

I usually use plants and other odd tid bits lying around to make cures. You can use these ingredients or find your own similar ones.
1~ plaster(or any bit of a wall)
2~ feathers(real or fake)
3~ string or thread of any kind
4~ foil or wrapping paper
5~ some form of paper

Step 2: Mixing

Take the plaster and a couple of feathers and place them in the center of the foil. Carefully wrap up the feathers and plaster in the foil, making sure you dont to spill any. Wrap the string around the package 5 times, and tie a tight knot in it. Tuck 4 feathers into the string.

Step 3: Curing

Once you have the package, write on the paper "carsus bo guna ond nuvur rutarn ogoun". Wrap the package in its paper and tie the string around it 3 times, tying it into a tight knot. Tuck 1 feather into the front, and carry it with you for 33 seconds.

If this does not work, find a very smooth rock, and write with a sharpie "guna sporot". Keep this with you for 15 seconds.

Step 4:

This is my first instructable so bear with me. I also made it short in case you need to do this quickly.

Step 5:

I also have a similar charm protecting my room and the house from almost all curses

Comments

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l0rd0ct0d0rk (author)2015-02-07

Tried it, still cursing like a sailor.

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jenandjuice (author)l0rd0ct0d0rk2015-02-08

Maybe check the spelling? It took me a few re-writes to get it exact; and now, to paraphrase a wise sage of yore: "This mouth..... is clean."

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jkimball (author)2015-02-08

How many curses have you removed with this technique?

Can I just jump straight to the rock method? It uses less materials, takes less time, and seems to be simpler, and potentially more effective than the feather packet.

Can you tell us which curses it will and will not work on? You must have tested it on a fair number, since you say it will work on "most curses".

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wiseowl232 (author)jkimball2015-02-08

I have done this on 276 different curses but there are millions of curses out there. No, dont just go to the rock method unless you have a supremely bad curse. I say this because it is very powerful and could remove other things besides the curse

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technosasquatch (author)2015-02-07

I've found that waving my hand over the cursed item while saying curses aren't real works quite well.

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I advise you consult a book about either curses or cures for the answer to that

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