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In this instructable you will learn how to avoid being captured by a alien.
In step one it show that they carry large weapons and can kill any one at any time.
In step one it show that they carry large weapons and can kill any one at any time.
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in this step you will see that aliens can turn into anything as in the picture.
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Aug 22, 2011. 2:48 PM
eXtremeSomething
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eXtremeSomething
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THE ALIENS TURNED THE DOOR KNOB AGAINST ME - AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Mar 14, 2010. 1:12 PMNeovenetar
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the doorknob keeps you stuck to the ground! I know, it saved me from being attacked by aliens!
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Oct 29, 2010. 2:47 PMbranflakes138
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technically, the doorknob will only work if it's silver, as in the picture. this will work as a dimensional anchor, and so alien technology will most likely not work on you. i suggest using something not as large as a doorknob, though.
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Oct 30, 2010. 6:34 AMNeovenetar
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I see, so a silver bullet in your shotgun will help?
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Oct 30, 2010. 9:29 AMbranflakes138
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well...sort of. it really only helps if the silver is actually touching you, so the metal in the shotgun may or may not conduct the force of the silver to your body.
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Oct 30, 2010. 12:05 PMNeovenetar
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Silver panties!
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Oct 31, 2010. 10:42 AMbranflakes138
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comfortable.
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Oct 31, 2010. 2:33 PMNeovenetar
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made of silver string no thicker than a human hair = win, but only if a girl is wearing them.
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May 31, 2011. 4:41 PMthe cloaked phantom (author)
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NO NO NO IT MUST BE A DOOR NOB OR ELSE YOU WILL PERISH TO THE ALIEN ATTACK
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May 31, 2011. 7:08 PMbranflakes138
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If you say so...
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Aug 24, 2009. 12:57 PMMarastic
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was it supposed to be funny?
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Aug 28, 2009. 2:18 AMthe cloaked phantom (author)
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no its serious
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Nov 24, 2009. 11:53 AMAtlas22
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Then (this might be oviouse,but) how did you know michal jakson was an alien?
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Nov 30, 2009. 12:17 AMthe cloaked phantom (author)
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well i was looking up at the stars then i saw a ship with micheal jackson on it
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Nov 24, 2009. 11:50 AMAtlas22
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ROTFL
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Jul 10, 2009. 9:21 AMRC-0720
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not to be cruel, laddie, but this teaches us absolutely NOTHING!!! what the heck does a doorknob have to do with staying safe? do you chuck it at the aliens and expect them to be knocked unconscious or what? why do you constantly put 2-3 of the same pic, with no notes or whatever? this will not be any help whatsoever to anyone who is trying to avoid being abducted, and I would suggest that you get your facts straight before you post.
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Sep 13, 2009. 4:39 AMthe cloaked phantom (author)
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im a male
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Sep 27, 2009. 8:58 AMRC-0720
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yes, I know that, mate.if I were to be saying otherwise, then I would be calling you "lassie", or just simple "lass". "laddie" is masculine, "lassie" is feminine.
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Jul 10, 2009. 8:00 PMthe cloaked phantom (author)
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excuse me but the door knob is verypowerful against aliens and my facts are completely true
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Jul 11, 2009. 5:29 AMRC-0720
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idk, but where are you getting your info? because if it be true, I would like to know more.
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Jul 16, 2009. 4:29 AMthe cloaked phantom (author)
says:
then you havent read my newqest book i wrote that is where i got my info
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Jul 16, 2009. 10:36 AMRC-0720
says:
yes, but where did you get the info for your book?
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Aug 5, 2009. 5:24 PMCapnTac
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(Deafening Silence)
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Aug 9, 2009. 11:34 AMRC-0720
says:
exactly my point... it is good to have good sources for when you write a book... legitimate sources preferred...
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Sep 14, 2010. 10:04 AMSoullessDoll
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SoullessDoll
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Well, since he was here to instruct us how not to be abducted, it's safe to say it worked......
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Sep 23, 2009. 12:16 PMmastermind1994
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...... weard but true:P.
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